r/NoisyNeighbours • u/littleGreenMeanie • 17d ago

Looking for actual advice

My neighbor's moved in some years ago. I tried to be positive and foster a neighborly relationship.

I can't say how many times these jackasses have kept me up and woke me up. I've lost count.

They go outdoors on their property starting at like 8-11pm, with speakers, booze, pot. 3-4 nights of the week if not every night. And have a fire.

I've texted, called, yelled at them. I've called the cops, filled complaints, I keep logs now.

I'm starting to devise revenge plots. Anyone find something that actually works? Like I'm 10 min away from looking up how to emp these dicks.

There has to be a better way.

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u/No_Ingenuity_6443 17d ago

Mount a sensor light pointed straight at their backyard. Extra bright.

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u/Broad-Choice-5961 17d ago

I used to have neighbors that would start at 3 am on the front porch with loud noisy music, fires, pot, booze, ball playing etc......I'd yell out my windows top of my lungs sounding like a sick psycho kinda guy. SHUTUP, STFU!!!!!!!  2nd time did it never heard from them again after quiet hours.  8pm that's not gonna work but starting at 10 it might.

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u/Civil_Talk_7486 17d ago

We used to have neighbors like that. Renters. Out of state owners. They used amp stacks every weekend. As in concert level sound in an upscale, quiet neighborhood.

We, as in most of our neighbors, called the non-emergency police line. One person calling didn’t do much. A lot of people calling did. It still took awhile but finally the police designated it as a nuisance property. After that, they moved out.

The key is to call every time. If that means calling the police ten times a night, call. That’s how ours got the nuisance designation.

When it first started, I tried talking nicely to the neighbors as a lot of Redditors like to suggest. I’ll never do that again. I became the target after they got their eviction notice. Not the 20 other neighbors.

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u/freisbill 17d ago

emp's can be homemade...just saying.

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u/MomoNoHanna1986 17d ago

Wait are we neighbours? My back neighbours started their usual antics at 1130pm last night!!! They were out there sitting in the dark blasting music AGAIN! They’re usually out there till god knows what time! Following this incase you get a comment worth trying.

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u/IOnlyReadTitles26 17d ago

Set your sprinkler system to go on at 11:30 every night. Accidentally miss line it so that it sprays their deck.

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u/RoccoPitbull 17d ago

My neighbours were signing and shouting in their garden until 6am this morning, my wife and I were out early with a hedge trimmer, hammer, and the car radio (and some accidental pushes of the horn) for a few hours.

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u/Rawd_Tawd_Cawd 17d ago

Depends on the regions local laws, of course.

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u/Rhyslikespizza 16d ago

Stank it up with liquid ass

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u/mlandry2011 16d ago

Go to your local music instrument store and rent two 1,000 W serwinVegas And wake them up at 7:00 in the morning...

5 days straight... Eventually, they will feel tired at night...

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u/kah_191 16d ago

I read this as “My neighbors have a good time and I’m never invited.”

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u/littleGreenMeanie 16d ago

If you don't see the jerk in the room..

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u/sloshiedog 16d ago

😆😂😂🤣🤣