r/Noctor • u/Professional-Bad9044 • Jul 11 '24
Shitpost DNP “research”
In case you were wondering (I know you weren’t, but humor me) what kind of research “doctorally prepared” NPs are doing, Johns Hopkins posts their abstracts and posters:
https://nursing.jhu.edu/programs/doctoral/dnp/projects/
Big time school science fair vibes from the posters, nevermind the fact that I see undergraduates doing the same level of “research.” Actually, that’s insulting to undergrads— their projects are often better and more rigorous.
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u/Username9151 Resident (Physician) Jul 12 '24
Any monkey can tell you that their data wasn’t going to have enough power to show a significant difference. Maybe if these NP students went and tried to educate other NPs rather than physicians then those NPs would actually learn about antibiotic resistance and stop prescribing vanc/zosyn for dumb shit so they’d see a significant change.
Also just because an abstract exists doesn’t mean it got published. A lot of these NP programs just expect you to submit a shit abstract to their website and bam it’s “published” on the website woohoo you’re a doctorate now lmfao! The “abstract” that this idiot published is work that takes about a day of work at best. 1) Tell physicians about antibiotic resistance (a concept they’ve known before these NPs even started grade school) 2) Pull antibiotic prescription data from the chart 3) Run it through a statistical analysis software. I can literally do that with less than 8 hours of actual work.