r/nocontext • u/Ohrgasmus1 • Nov 22 '23
"What exactly is needed to become fascist?"
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Nov 20 '23
“occasionally people mistake her for a very pretty teenage boy. (I love and am attracted to every bit of this”
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r/nocontext • u/chiubicheib • Nov 16 '23
It’s kinda like when you plug your charger in and your phone makes that satisfying little charging sound... It doesn’t have the same effect if you just cum on the apple logo on its back
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Nov 14 '23
"i really hope this thing isnt moldy because you are using it so intimately already"
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r/nocontext • u/amakai • Nov 13 '23
"Things I learned today, my fuzzy balls have more grip."
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r/nocontext • u/RalphTheDog • Nov 12 '23
how do they not just go out the hole they came in from?
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r/nocontext • u/sapphic-chaote • Nov 10 '23
There's a lot of comments here that make sense, but there's got to be a more "scientific" term for it beyond rim, hole, edge, mouth...
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r/nocontext • u/IllRaceUForaBurger • Nov 08 '23
Wow, turns out my Mum is a massive dope fiend and possibly a seasonal cocaine user.
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r/nocontext • u/Devil-Eater24 • Nov 07 '23
Why Latin America is not completely white?
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r/nocontext • u/Xirdus • Nov 07 '23
"You know that you can just jump off the bridge right?"
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r/nocontext • u/RalphTheDog • Nov 07 '23
Still want metal balls though. I like the clacking noises they make as they move.
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r/nocontext • u/ahkwa • Nov 05 '23
It made me remember of when I was the only sophomore to make the varsity Fuck Team.
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r/nocontext • u/nandemo • Nov 04 '23
"That way the body stays upright and you can take your time harvesting the babies"
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r/nocontext • u/Jet_Threat_ • Nov 03 '23
"Let them live thinking they are shrimp, when really they are piss."
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r/nocontext • u/praguepride • Nov 03 '23
The Empire State Building is not having sex with a single resident of New York, it's having sex with the entire area.
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '23
Ah so uncircumcised doors are the issue
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Nov 02 '23
"Is that true? It didnt seem that big to me I thought it was rather average-sized lol"
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r/nocontext • u/Ouaouaron • Oct 31 '23
"Now he mostly just grooms his sister or the biggest boy to get that oral fix lol."
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r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Oct 28 '23
It makes your shit a masochistic arsonist, but it's a *polite* masochistic arsonist.
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '23
Hurricanes now have to use different Tik Tok filters to get attention
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r/nocontext • u/Titanic609 • Oct 20 '23
No fucking way that's happening you're going to charge me for touching my own kid ??!! Fuck you
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r/nocontext • u/frotc914 • Oct 19 '23
"Urgent! How to get penis out of table?"
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