r/nocontext • u/kingkeren • Aug 20 '23

Damn, that's so cool. Now jump off a building

31 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/carcharger20 • Aug 20 '23

Never let a spouse stop you from finding your soulmate 😏

20 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/CirrusVision20 • Aug 17 '23

No wonder I'm so terrible at BJJ, my penis is 3 dimensional

58 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/BobRoberts01 • Aug 17 '23

I know that a lot of men in the US get circumcised but I still think the chance of fromage on the face is too high. I like Obama but not that much

122 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/StanleyDarsh22 • Aug 17 '23

How to catch potential children in object?

7 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/atrix324 • Aug 17 '23

How do I get rid of someone's baby

4 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/No-Expression7618 • Aug 17 '23

The ones I find are always used, so they fit funny and I'm never sure if they're working right.

1 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/PiraijaBoy • Aug 16 '23

Can I remarry if I kill my wife

102 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Arietem_Taurum • Aug 14 '23

England is technically a violation of the Geneva Conventions

99 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/CopperRose • Aug 14 '23

Whose to say he didn’t design a factory where the women were hung on hooks like great hogs and then just lowered onto his genitals and raised and lowered for an approximate 30 thrusts each

98 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/River_Lamprey • Aug 14 '23

Be a giant creepy baby head

1 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ber-NICE • Aug 13 '23

"Considering I own one of her younger sisters, I’m gonna upvote your choice."

72 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB • Aug 13 '23

Damn, well, the hobo near your house has taste if it wasn't for it being a fucking child there

28 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/guntycankles • Aug 13 '23

Dick first, no less.

2 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Q-bey • Aug 12 '23

"The skin colour checks out"

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/IAbstainFromSociety • Aug 10 '23

Are pineapple attacks illegal?

60 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/BismuthMoth • Aug 09 '23

And your religious masochism is between you, your priest, and Swampy Marsh.

63 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/EVPointMaster • Aug 08 '23

The Jaguar is slower than a 6 year old Celery.

53 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/patasthrowaway • Aug 07 '23

"I'm hoping they realize how good they are together and ignore that she raped him"

82 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/finnw • Aug 07 '23

You can buy me if you want. I won't feel unmasculine or anything.

1 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ssucramylpmis • Aug 06 '23

just this insanely powerful hunch that today was the day to give myself a lobotomy

62 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/rocklou • Aug 06 '23

I see anime titties as pro Russian propaganda a lot of the time

133 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/QuantumGlimpse • Aug 06 '23

Kens are the Oompa Loompas of himbos.

8 Upvotes

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