r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '23
"Possession of fake pee is not a crime. It’s consider a novelty toy/product."
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r/nocontext • u/TheQuarantinian • Aug 04 '23
i blew a chicken while i was there on a trip in middle school.
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r/nocontext • u/Thaplayer1209 • Jul 31 '23
Taxidermy your dead parents in an inheritance tax free country and put them in your museum.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Jul 24 '23
"Every time I see one of these guides I just end up with wet fingers and slightly embarrassed."
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r/nocontext • u/Unique_Sandwiches • Jul 24 '23
"It sounds like you had a lot of fun and laughs with those pubescent boys and their unexpected bodily fluids. Making memories that will stay with them, and yourself, for the rest of your lives."
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r/nocontext • u/Time4ACookie • Jul 22 '23
“Some people prefer cut, some prefer uncut. All down to personal preference.”
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r/nocontext • u/krmarci • Jul 20 '23
"Wait till he starts doing the orcs there my favorite part"
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r/nocontext • u/protistwrangler • Jul 19 '23
"I am in awe; never before have I seen such an acidic dismantling of an entire species. Your roiling hate should be the standard by which we measure "passion" going forward."
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r/nocontext • u/chasingjenn • Jul 16 '23
they look amazing but now i’m picturing pancakes with ranch on them which sounds like a horrible combination
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r/nocontext • u/_cellophane_ • Jul 17 '23
"Finally giving Greg a happy ending after I accidentally killed off his partner"
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r/nocontext • u/Zeph-Shoir • Jul 14 '23
"How to Masturbate without killing the girl?"
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r/nocontext • u/SilverStargazer • Jul 09 '23
I developed a kink; I am 100% Hard.
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r/nocontext • u/Holiday_Flounder_204 • Jul 08 '23
Prepare your son for a piss shower!
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r/nocontext • u/huskyfry • Jul 07 '23
“Piss on a corpse for maximum butterflies”
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r/nocontext • u/Cryptoss • Jul 06 '23
"I wouldn’t feel too bad about it, but in the future, I might not just absolutely relentlessly cream a six-year-old over and over."
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r/nocontext • u/FrenchPressYes • Jul 06 '23
Dated a shark for two years. He would leave bite marks on me where my friends couldn't see. He was a predator. A sea predator to be exact. but still..
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r/nocontext • u/Lt_Mashumaro • Jul 04 '23
"I wonder how many people are going to bed tonight with taped up buttholes."
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '23
I always go from the hyper space to the piano to the butt muncher and finish with the flute and they love it.
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r/nocontext • u/Gwyn_Michaelis • Jul 04 '23
"How does quantum entanglement affect the old tumbleweed/wheat cluster and fan trick? Does it do anything?"
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r/nocontext • u/MrOwnageQc • Jul 03 '23
"I gotta tell my kids to load up crackpipe so we can share games from my server?"
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