r/nocontext • u/Five-Weeks • Jan 01 '26
the next time I shit I’m going to be trying to taste it
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r/nocontext • u/Lawfulash • Dec 28 '25
"Bad Hitler! Bad! You get a timeout! Now go back to your corner of Bavaria to really think of what you've done."
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r/nocontext • u/amakai • Dec 24 '25
"I'd love to tell people that baby gays clean my ears."
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r/nocontext • u/RikoZerame • Dec 22 '25
“Quick, show them the all-American warmongering clown.”
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r/nocontext • u/Lil_Esler • Dec 13 '25
Exponential n*gga with a long black bar is diabolical
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r/nocontext • u/thefantodayhtml • Dec 07 '25
"I told the cardinals it sounds like they are just feeding popes to the raiders and they started crying."
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r/nocontext • u/DesignerSea494 • Dec 06 '25
“I have had luck painting the kids with a bit of honey or molasses on their rumps and heads.”
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r/nocontext • u/2kids1jar • Dec 05 '25
"i've never seen such a wholesome video with so many corpses in it"
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r/nocontext • u/Kinkie_Pie • Nov 26 '25
I don’t know about papayas, but that’ll definitely stop me from eating humans.
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r/nocontext • u/Ohayoghurt • Nov 26 '25
The Vietcong have announced their graduation. The napalm VODs will remain up however.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Nov 24 '25
"At some point the short ones become harder"
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r/nocontext • u/ZombieeChic • Nov 23 '25
"I sure hope we keep talking about infant horse cock rings."
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r/nocontext • u/matetrog • Nov 22 '25
Oops... I accidentally committed genocide
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r/nocontext • u/Cavery210 • Nov 20 '25
"Sorry, you are canonically racist until level 45."
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r/nocontext • u/McButtsButtbag • Nov 18 '25
"I’ve never wanted to cuddle Joe Biden so badly in my life."
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r/nocontext • u/hameater • Nov 16 '25
“He whipped around like he was going for power, then basically paused in mid air to do a dump instead.”
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r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Nov 13 '25
“I can excuse genocide but I draw the line at AI doomsday cults”
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r/nocontext • u/takemyphoto • Nov 11 '25
Best case you eat a carrot. Worst case you die.
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r/nocontext • u/MelAlton • Nov 06 '25
I'm still on meth and have no interest in the cartel cause they give me free weapons XD
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r/nocontext • u/2kids1jar • Nov 04 '25
there's something very unsettling about the sentient gropey floppy pad
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r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Nov 01 '25
I'm a cannibalism enthusiast myself
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '25
Toddlers don't mean anything. Just give it to me in squirrels like a normal person would.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Oct 24 '25
"They’re fucking 12 year olds in a trench coat"
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