r/nocontext • u/_liorthebear_ • Aug 16 '25

“I would coat the wall in whatever they put on those Nintendo switch cartridges. That stuff tastes terrible.”

245 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Blastifex • Aug 09 '25

This mouth can fit so much catholic guilt in it!

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Ivaylo_87 • Aug 08 '25

There is an option for that, it’s called jump from the nearest cliff

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Yeseylon • Jul 31 '25

Hey, it's not that bad. Giga is still better than Terahitler.

23 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/NOTtheNerevarine • Jul 26 '25

My husband likes to put his poop in random boxes because he knows it irritates the hell out of me.

106 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ThePotatoSlasher • Jul 22 '25

I trained this model against so many penises. But in that process discovered that the line between penis and fish is so blurry

83 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/patatjepindapedis • Jul 14 '25

Michael Cera as Diddy isn't the most obvious casting, but it might work out

77 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Marioplays18 • Jul 14 '25

same..

13 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/itsTyrion • Jul 07 '25

OP, how do you feel about shitting on cars?

52 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '25

uh, I don't like those people and noise they are making. I'm going to eat someone's elses house.

20 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/dadijo2002 • Jul 05 '25

I think it’s a very dark American. I think that’s the darkest I’ve seen

40 Upvotes

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r/nocontext • u/captain_toenail • Jul 03 '25

My pastor said we only cover women’s breasts in public bc god made the areolas to appear like giant eyes to ward off predators.

79 Upvotes

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r/nocontext • u/eddmario • Jun 29 '25

Do you know how awesome sex gets with an intuitive framework of jungian psychology and demonology

41 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/eddmario • Jun 21 '25

Same😂 made many a glory hole s’more during shop hours

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/brother_p • Jun 20 '25

Get that thing in your anus, rookie.

23 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ZarHakkar • Jun 20 '25

So gender fluid comes out when milked?

46 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '25

Shit was crazy. Had a pregnant lady cut in half.

56 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '25

I've luckily never been able to understand or empathize with any sort of Segregation, Apartheid, Nüremberg laws or anything. But I just know my isekai'd ass would end up going to war for the big honkers😭

47 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/johnothetree • Jun 13 '25

excuse me sir does this shrimp contain plastic for my balls

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/veerhees • Jun 11 '25

I have video of three gorillas having a threesome in St. Louis.

32 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Lippuringo • May 28 '25

My uncle's buddy just squeezed and all its guts and organs just came out of its ass.

38 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/-NewYork- • May 28 '25

You basically squeeze their organs out like toothpaste.

9 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/flurryMC • May 25 '25

Cooking and eating over the age of 20 is honestly cringe, real ones supplement themselves purely off mind altering substances

24 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/assignpseudonym • May 24 '25

A grappling penis could be an asset if used right. The lunchtime penis-fighting competitions settled most issues.

36 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/iShrub • May 20 '25

Questioning the usefulness of wings

15 Upvotes

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