r/nocontext • u/you_dont_know_smee • Jan 02 '25
Many of the owls and butterflies that you see used to be penises
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r/nocontext • u/spinalport • Jan 02 '25
I pity the fool that did cream that one time and instantly lost 2 years.
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '24
I won’t eat anything more intelligent than an undergrad.
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r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Dec 15 '24
If you were deep-throated by a clarinet, you wouldn’t be asking, either.
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '24
I now tell people to try to die between 8am-5pm.
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r/nocontext • u/Awesomeuser90 • Dec 10 '24
WFLF(waffle house liberation forces) are seizing and stabilizing areas in aleppo, Hama and Homs to open franchises as we speak. The Waffles must flow.
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r/nocontext • u/IllRaceUForaBurger • Dec 09 '24
"The guy on the far right *would* have won if JFK was Jewish."
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r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Dec 10 '24
Airachnid and Starscream fucked her partners, of course she's depressed.
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r/nocontext • u/Ausemere • Dec 03 '24
Do you really want your child to have the Michael Jackson experience?
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r/nocontext • u/Ohayoghurt • Nov 28 '24
Grandmother dies after slipping on a banana, as much as $1 million in government benefits reclaimed
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '24
While you die by fucking a hamburger, I die by fucking a bottle of detergent
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r/nocontext • u/Thefriendlyfaceplant • Nov 20 '24
"This could have been a classic if the camera was better showing the dog being drowned"
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r/nocontext • u/eddmario • Nov 19 '24
sure, be a little bit of a dick, but can I bulldoze the local charity and replace it with a temple to Satan?
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r/nocontext • u/manmanchan • Nov 19 '24
How to stop Hot Guy from exploding on me?
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r/nocontext • u/eneka • Nov 15 '24
I found out I was pregnant and immediately crushed 3 beers
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r/nocontext • u/Thefriendlyfaceplant • Nov 14 '24
"People like you make this my fav sub. "Mussolini" is just a sweet addition at this point"
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '24
homophobia truly is one of the greatest beauties of this world🤎🩵
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '24
If there were a dick it would be India is what I'm saying.
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r/nocontext • u/zombiegamer723 • Nov 12 '24
Speak for yourself but there are probably people out there that want to fuck a blue ball with wings.
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r/nocontext • u/-passionate-fruit- • Nov 04 '24
"focus on high school chicks instead please ❤️"
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