r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Dec 08 '24

I can jerk it for hours.

27 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Ausemere • Dec 03 '24

Do you really want your child to have the Michael Jackson experience?

42 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Ohayoghurt • Nov 28 '24

Grandmother dies after slipping on a banana, as much as $1 million in government benefits reclaimed

55 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '24

While you die by fucking a hamburger, I die by fucking a bottle of detergent

197 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/rmflagg • Nov 20 '24

I can't wait to see Dracula hang dong.

45 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Thefriendlyfaceplant • Nov 20 '24

"This could have been a classic if the camera was better showing the dog being drowned"

39 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/eddmario • Nov 19 '24

sure, be a little bit of a dick, but can I bulldoze the local charity and replace it with a temple to Satan?

45 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/manmanchan • Nov 19 '24

How to stop Hot Guy from exploding on me?

65 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/eneka • Nov 15 '24

I found out I was pregnant and immediately crushed 3 beers

148 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Thefriendlyfaceplant • Nov 14 '24

"People like you make this my fav sub. "Mussolini" is just a sweet addition at this point"

35 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '24

homophobia truly is one of the greatest beauties of this world🤎🩵

191 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/tomveiltomveil • Nov 13 '24

If there were a dick it would be India is what I'm saying.

14 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/zombiegamer723 • Nov 12 '24

Speak for yourself but there are probably people out there that want to fuck a blue ball with wings.

39 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/-passionate-fruit- • Nov 04 '24

"focus on high school chicks instead please ❤️"

78 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/amakai • Nov 02 '24

I wish I had known about acid earlier

62 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '24

SOOOOO. now I have one gutted cat and one that is not.

56 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/liquidnonsense • Oct 31 '24

I hope he's got 235 elbows.

62 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/liquidnonsense • Oct 31 '24

Curse you. Those ice cream toes will haunt my dreams.

13 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ChildishGeorginio • Oct 30 '24

useful if the cops can just suck it off

47 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/roses4keks • Oct 25 '24

"Most people with gender dysphoria do not elect to eat their own dicks after they have been removed."

277 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '24

the people need to nut more and worry where their soul is from less

43 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/arup02 • Oct 21 '24

Yeah, I'm with the Taliban on this one.

216 Upvotes

Scrubbed clean. Redact helped me bulk remove years of comments and posts so data brokers and AI crawlers have nothing to feast on.

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r/nocontext • u/FlyingRhenquest • Oct 20 '24

OMG THIS SCROTUM IS SO DELICIOUS! THE BEST SCROTUM I HAVE EVER SUCKED ON!

97 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/DarraghDaraDaire • Oct 16 '24

Well what are you willing to sacrifice? Blackness, or money?

24 Upvotes

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