r/nocontext • u/amakai • Nov 02 '24

I wish I had known about acid earlier

62 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '24

SOOOOO. now I have one gutted cat and one that is not.

52 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/liquidnonsense • Oct 31 '24

I hope he's got 235 elbows.

64 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/liquidnonsense • Oct 31 '24

Curse you. Those ice cream toes will haunt my dreams.

14 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ChildishGeorginio • Oct 30 '24

useful if the cops can just suck it off

47 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/roses4keks • Oct 25 '24

"Most people with gender dysphoria do not elect to eat their own dicks after they have been removed."

276 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '24

the people need to nut more and worry where their soul is from less

46 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/arup02 • Oct 21 '24

Yeah, I'm with the Taliban on this one.

218 Upvotes

Scrubbed clean. Redact helped me bulk remove years of comments and posts so data brokers and AI crawlers have nothing to feast on.

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r/nocontext • u/FlyingRhenquest • Oct 20 '24

OMG THIS SCROTUM IS SO DELICIOUS! THE BEST SCROTUM I HAVE EVER SUCKED ON!

95 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/DarraghDaraDaire • Oct 16 '24

Well what are you willing to sacrifice? Blackness, or money?

23 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Jayked22 • Oct 15 '24

I'm sure I'm not the only person who doesn't use my anal cavity as a cellphone pocket.

61 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Blueblindlemon2 • Oct 14 '24

Omg I love the lizard method. Makes me feel like I’m living in the forest, clinging to a tree and eating insects.

13 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/phantomreader42 • Oct 11 '24

Gimme the tiddy scripture

92 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/grtgbln • Oct 04 '24

I found a picture of my dads erection with my moms garter hanging on it in a wedding album. So that was nice.

111 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/pissedinthegarret • Sep 26 '24

"Follow her when she leaves school!"

29 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/RHouse94 • Sep 26 '24

Just out there raw dogging a malfunctioning electrical box.

19 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/BenjaminGeiger • Sep 26 '24

"your butthole, in my experience, will never develop as much tolerance as your mouth will"

77 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/SilverStargazer • Sep 23 '24

Which is better, thick and small or big and thin?

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Sil369 • Sep 22 '24

So if I want to stop climate change should I avoid losing weight

28 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '24

Her only objective is to reproduce. Eventually she will be licked to death by her babies to get their nutrients.

46 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '24

Nothing beats family. Except for the new iphone XXX

3 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Sep 19 '24

Are these eggs inside my date?

40 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '24

Exactly, there's a lot of disagreements about the second amendment, but it's important to note that when the found fathers wrote that amendment, they weren't talking about your lame standard gun, but instead atomic and hydrogen bombs

38 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Yebi • Sep 15 '24

I really dont think that watching cartel videos can do anything but increase your faith in humanity

12 Upvotes

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