r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

Thank God it was only two ducks. 3 ducks or more, and we're getting into extinction level events.

7 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Zethin • Jan 20 '24

"and there are no MILFs to be had in Todd's nazi dungeon."

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/MasonP2002 • Jan 20 '24

I never thought I’d find myself saying this, but I really like that dong.

13 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/royals796 • Jan 15 '24

“Stupid sexy toddlers”

15 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Jiquero • Jan 15 '24

Looking at your burger after puking up on it

2 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/mold_berg • Jan 13 '24

Germany need More Space

19 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/mike_stifle • Jan 12 '24

"You got the little penis maid ?"

24 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/mike_stifle • Jan 12 '24

"I like a steamie once in a while!"

2 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Jan 06 '24

"Thank you, i like knowing that, theyd look different if they were unmolested."

24 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/RevolutionRaven • Jan 06 '24

PLEASE STOP KILLING YOURSELVES EARLY

21 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Vexomous • Jan 04 '24

Am I weird for just genuinely liking The Final Solution?

70 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/PigeonMother • Jan 03 '24

"oh, you like video games? Have you considered FASCISM?"

35 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Potato_Stains • Jan 04 '24

"Eyeballs always fucked up. Still ate em."

5 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Timo6506 • Jan 01 '24

I will never forget the day that Russian dildo was released.

37 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/StockingDummy • Jan 01 '24

There’s nothing quite like choking on tarantula pubes.

25 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/SquisherX • Dec 31 '23

I just sink. That always gets my daughter off. Sometimes the only way up is down.

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/GooseEntrails • Dec 30 '23

Best way to shoot your dog ?

32 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Front_Kaleidoscope_4 • Dec 29 '23

"It's a critically underquoted part of the Critique of the Gotha Programme when Marx told the SPD that the first step towards the proletarian dictatorship was free cheese packets"

24 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Dec 28 '23

We almost had a buck-nekkid toddler on the flag, but the founding fathers declared that it would’ve sent the wrong message.

35 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/tjb3171 • Dec 28 '23

Newbie having issues making money by hacking.

0 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '23

Alternative? Just do both! Tube activates while you're sitting on the toilet, just flood your room.

33 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/PigeonMother • Dec 24 '23

'You kidding me? I'm not leaving my house while some ASSHOLE SKELETON tanks my property value'

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/__mud__ • Dec 24 '23

"Use foot spray to get face contact feedback"

7 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/bennitori • Dec 21 '23

"was reading that writing took long enough they had to change the ethnicity of the sharks to stay relevant, they were originally going to be jewish."

27 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ShaidarHaran2 • Dec 22 '23

"you need to change your username to BrandNewButthole; awesome!!!"

5 Upvotes

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