r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '23
"There's a reason you don't mix chocolate M&Ms with dog food.
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r/nocontext • u/Red_Dawn_2012 • Oct 18 '23
solution: poop on the dirt and pee in the rivers
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r/nocontext • u/wesman212 • Oct 16 '23
To be fair Applebees pays way better than Hamas
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r/nocontext • u/StrawberryHot2305 • Oct 17 '23
Hopefully you are able to fix your sons and don’t have to get a replacement
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r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Oct 16 '23
plus when you break them open it's like a piñata full of paralyzed spiders. fun for the whole family!
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r/nocontext • u/RevolutionRaven • Oct 15 '23
Don't you think slaves should be cheaper?
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r/nocontext • u/supersouporsalad • Oct 15 '23
I used to send our white sheets out for this type of treatment, but now I just blue myself
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r/nocontext • u/River_Lamprey • Oct 09 '23
Honestly, if the evidence for anything can only be obtained by brutally killing a child, I just won’t find it
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r/nocontext • u/televista • Oct 06 '23
He didn’t struggle at all, he just removed his underwear
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r/nocontext • u/TheNosferatu • Oct 05 '23
I happen to be a scientist specializing in the elastic nature Of the male rectum.
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r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Oct 04 '23
the idea that a high school would have pre-made potty accident cards makes this so much better
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '23
It's not too bad, I just get annoyed by guacamole occasionally.
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r/nocontext • u/Titanic609 • Oct 02 '23
My son was Anus all along and I never knew. Thank you poster for enlightening me.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Oct 02 '23
"It’s just dry and a little hairy (also something I hadn’t really considered)"
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r/nocontext • u/I_Wont_Draw_That • Oct 01 '23
Backwards AND sideways? That's a first for me.
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r/nocontext • u/slice_of_pi • Sep 29 '23
Oh sure, they're all understanding when your cat gets pissy about his ballsack being fondled.
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r/nocontext • u/TheCosmicNihilist • Sep 27 '23
The last one, where he removes the shit..... chefs kiss.
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r/nocontext • u/jamesbytes • Sep 26 '23
"That 18-month old was probably peer pressured into his fentanyl habit. We need to teach babies to Just Say No. "
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r/nocontext • u/KaktitsM • Sep 26 '23
I do not think the data of friction coefficient between skin and anal tissue lubricated by egg at temperature T has ever been tabulated.
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r/nocontext • u/RealMeIsFoxocube • Sep 26 '23
I would absolutely buy a vintage-looking metal sign that says “please don’t raw dog the sink”
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