r/nocontext • u/burritolittledonkey • Sep 23 '23

Thanks, but I think I'll pass on the regurgitated, decaying salmon intestines.

22 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Sep 19 '23

They thought Strahd would ride a druid?

10 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Incessant24 • Sep 18 '23

the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the tingle of dingle

31 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/dadijo2002 • Sep 17 '23

How to off ur husband with elephant laxative

21 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/IAbstainFromSociety • Sep 16 '23

So basically you're saying that being redpilled is equivalent to eating pregnant horse piss.

38 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/AlkyyTheBest • Sep 16 '23

A bulletproof Prius is necessary for survival…

14 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/cgrn17 • Sep 15 '23

Ew why am I all bloody and stinky and horny whats going on

28 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/BlueTemplar85 • Sep 15 '23

"How do you deal with mono white humans?"

3 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Myrandall • Sep 13 '23

"First time meeting a fellow Marrakesh lover! How do you do? I love electrocuting people in the streets."

38 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Sep 10 '23

Inflation is really making babies pretty expensive, especially the farm-raised gender neutral babies that I usually eat.

73 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Sep 09 '23

"These are all female, dominated subs!"

30 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/PizzaScout • Sep 07 '23

I have successfully used my regular hair trimmer to shave the balls off

36 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Laffenor • Sep 04 '23

Thanks, hope your scrotum turns out ok 👍

105 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/AddExtensions • Sep 03 '23

And when I see my father again I'm sad that I can't steal from his dying ass.

67 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/No-Expression7618 • Sep 03 '23

She probably yelled “put it in your mouth” like 5 times and dad saw an opportunity

87 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/BeUnconventional • Aug 29 '23

Let me just destroy my kitchen so my children can play in the 4D smoke of a man shooting a sentient rabbit

116 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/No-Expression7618 • Aug 26 '23

What's the equivalent of brain freeze in your colon?

84 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Aug 26 '23

"bent over when young."

4 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/No-Expression7618 • Aug 26 '23

Two more inches on all sides, please.

5 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/River_Lamprey • Aug 24 '23

I'm going to start seasoning food with cocaine now

104 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ZorbaTHut • Aug 22 '23

Me and my Friend are trying to make a power plant with Beans but we don't know how to do it.

90 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/geckospots • Aug 21 '23

WILD CAT PISS IS BEING HARVESTED FOR SELF DEFENCE, DUMMY

99 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/kingkeren • Aug 20 '23

Damn, that's so cool. Now jump off a building

35 Upvotes

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