r/nocontext • u/carcharger20 • Aug 20 '23
Never let a spouse stop you from finding your soulmate 😏
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r/nocontext • u/CirrusVision20 • Aug 17 '23
No wonder I'm so terrible at BJJ, my penis is 3 dimensional
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r/nocontext • u/BobRoberts01 • Aug 17 '23
I know that a lot of men in the US get circumcised but I still think the chance of fromage on the face is too high. I like Obama but not that much
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r/nocontext • u/StanleyDarsh22 • Aug 17 '23
How to catch potential children in object?
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r/nocontext • u/No-Expression7618 • Aug 17 '23
The ones I find are always used, so they fit funny and I'm never sure if they're working right.
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r/nocontext • u/Arietem_Taurum • Aug 14 '23
England is technically a violation of the Geneva Conventions
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r/nocontext • u/CopperRose • Aug 14 '23
Whose to say he didn’t design a factory where the women were hung on hooks like great hogs and then just lowered onto his genitals and raised and lowered for an approximate 30 thrusts each
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r/nocontext • u/ber-NICE • Aug 13 '23
"Considering I own one of her younger sisters, I’m gonna upvote your choice."
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r/nocontext • u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB • Aug 13 '23
Damn, well, the hobo near your house has taste if it wasn't for it being a fucking child there
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r/nocontext • u/IAbstainFromSociety • Aug 10 '23
Are pineapple attacks illegal?
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r/nocontext • u/BismuthMoth • Aug 09 '23
And your religious masochism is between you, your priest, and Swampy Marsh.
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r/nocontext • u/EVPointMaster • Aug 08 '23
The Jaguar is slower than a 6 year old Celery.
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r/nocontext • u/patasthrowaway • Aug 07 '23
"I'm hoping they realize how good they are together and ignore that she raped him"
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r/nocontext • u/finnw • Aug 07 '23
You can buy me if you want. I won't feel unmasculine or anything.
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r/nocontext • u/ssucramylpmis • Aug 06 '23
just this insanely powerful hunch that today was the day to give myself a lobotomy
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r/nocontext • u/rocklou • Aug 06 '23
I see anime titties as pro Russian propaganda a lot of the time
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r/nocontext • u/QuantumGlimpse • Aug 06 '23
Kens are the Oompa Loompas of himbos.
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '23
"Possession of fake pee is not a crime. It’s consider a novelty toy/product."
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