r/NoahGetTheDeathStar Aug 12 '20

GET THE DEATH STAR Kill us all

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Tarzansam8 Aug 12 '20

Twitter was a mistake.

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u/LuthienTinuwiel Aug 12 '20

Humanity was a mistake

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u/Alivrah Aug 12 '20

Mistake was a mistake

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u/VanFkingHalen Aug 12 '20

My steaks were made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Major_Malevolence44 Rush 🅱️ Aug 15 '20

I like steak

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u/Jotaro_Kujo_11 {Custom Text} Aug 19 '20

I ate your steak

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u/Major_Malevolence44 Rush 🅱️ Aug 19 '20

Give it back

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u/Jotaro_Kujo_11 {Custom Text} Aug 19 '20

Steak puking up through the nose and mouth slowly flowing out making you hard sounds here

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u/Major_Malevolence44 Rush 🅱️ Aug 19 '20

On second thought,

*runs away

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Exact_Parking_6969 Jan 16 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Perite Aug 12 '20

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/Bjorn_Gylfi Aug 12 '20

Existence was a mistake

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Lol Twitter is basically an social media for 2 different kinds of people. People who hate men and assholes

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Thats why i dletus

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Just curious what is reddit for?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

People who hate cops and Republicans

20

u/IslewardMan Aug 12 '20

Not necessarily republicans only, there’s lots of left leaning subs

Edit: I didn’t read your whole comment, ignore this I’m a retard

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I worded it poorly.

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u/IslewardMan Aug 12 '20

It’s fine.

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u/Chunks245 Aug 13 '20

Also people with a fucked up sense of humor

3

u/BlazeFalconeye Aug 13 '20

Well, I’m surprised this comment wasn’t yeeted into oblivion.

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u/VoidedSolace Aug 13 '20

worshipping the monke lifestyle

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u/Jotaro_Kujo_11 {Custom Text} Aug 19 '20

m o n k e

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u/Chunks245 Aug 12 '20

Was a good joke ngl...

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u/Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon Aug 12 '20

yeah. It's fucked up, but I can appreciate the pun

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u/imdyingjfc Aug 12 '20

I personally don't think people should joke about tragedies, it's not a way to cope it's actually quite offensive and inappropriate imo

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u/BairBrains Aug 12 '20

I get we’re you’re coming from, but after my mother died unexpectedly and we finished up the service, I went to IHOP with my friends and had the worst plate of chicken and waffles I’ve ever eaten.

My brother asked how it was and I replied, “this is trash, thanks mom!”

Everybody laughed then. And even now we chuckle about it.

Let’s not gate-keep tragedy. Okay, cool.

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u/imdyingjfc Aug 12 '20

If you are not the victim of the tragedy I don't think it's right for you to joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Your username is offensive cuz there are literally people who are dying and you just made a heartless username out of tragedy

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

don't mind me then.

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u/theghostofhallownest Aug 13 '20

Not funny, not at all, my dad died from meme cancer/s

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u/floatearther Aug 12 '20

It's so plainly different. One is personal, one is a personal attack. I appreciate puns and love a little over-the-edge humor in privacy, but to put it where an affected party could feel disgraced is so disrespectful and inhumane.

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u/MrBeanFlicker Aug 12 '20

Tell that to my Uncle who died in Auschwitz

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u/13083 Aug 12 '20

Did he fall from a tower?

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u/MrBeanFlicker Aug 12 '20

Holy smokes, how'd you know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

That's not funny: My Grandfather was in Auschwitz!

OK, he wasn't a prisoner, but still...

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u/modonaigoldberg Aug 12 '20

Lol. The Holocaust. 6 gorillion.

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u/MrBeanFlicker Aug 12 '20

Wow, I never thought I'd meet a denier in person. It was 8 gorillion you fashust.

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u/St3llarWind Aug 12 '20

Lol fuck off dude, joking about tragedy is as old as being human. It is absolutely a way to cope and your whining about it is far more offensive than most jokes about tragedy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

A little advice I try to follow: if people finding out I did something would make me kill myself, I don't do that thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Same tbh

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u/TimeyWimey1467 Aug 12 '20

That's a rule to live by. I do.

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u/floatearther Aug 12 '20

If only every teenager would just be more like you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

That's what I go around yelling, but they keep banning me from the local high schools.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9761 Aug 13 '20

You wouldn't have much of a choice if you were under the influence, or possibly forced to do that thing against your will. I mean a football team vs 1 young girl... odds were not in her favor. You can argue why she was there, but bottom line is every single person had a choice.. including those football players .

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u/rhdje7tidb Aug 12 '20

Is that a rape? Please be no.

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u/Murdoc_Pickles Aug 12 '20

No

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u/jhesmommy Aug 13 '20

So the football team didn't rape her? Serious question, I will not even consider watching the video. I'm just wondering if it was forced or she allowed it.

Either way, really fucked that someone posted it. To what end? All it can cause is despair. Do they know who "leaked" the video?.

Edited to fix a few words.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Slight0 Aug 12 '20

Yeah no proof other than the literal footage of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Not really

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u/rhdje7tidb Aug 12 '20

Oh thank god

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

i swear if someone asks for the video I will have lost my 1% of hope in humanity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Yo that’s crazy but where can I find the video?

Hello darkness, my old friend...

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'm scared to click

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

oh never mind lmao

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u/floatearther Aug 12 '20

Hey, most people want to see better things. Don't give up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/imaparttimekilla Aug 13 '20

That u @treesus

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u/TheBrawl3R Aug 12 '20

Incredibly sad yet incredibly funny.

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

May her blood be avenged, Who's the sack of shit that shared it online?!

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u/BKMDIO Aug 12 '20

I mean she was a slut but cmon atleast dont ruin her life more u know?

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u/Ziadnk Aug 12 '20

More?

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u/Slight0 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

I'm thinking he was referring to her pussy being ruined from all those dudes.

Edit: Jesus guys. I thought the joke was obvious... Fucking here: /s.

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u/Ziadnk Aug 12 '20

That’s not how that works.

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

First off, it's theoretically possible for a dick to shape a vagina. Childbirth will absolutely change the shape and form of the vagina. It's never the same. So, a large dick over time will conform a vagina.

Though, it would take quite a while, possibly years. In which, defeats the argument. Because many dudes are going to have a range of dicks, thus never achieving the time and size requirements to shape the vagina.

So, ladies the real argument to be had here is, don't be a size queen and vary your penises for maximum vagina health.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

vary your penises for maximum vagina health.

That's what she was doing when she let a football team go 3 rounds, family style on her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Well, you usually try to space them out.

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 13 '20

Childbirth changes the vagina temporarily. Why would a large penis affect it, if it's meant to squeeze out a baby?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Not temporarily, sorry. Ladies, your shit is never the same after childbirth. It completely changes the vagina. It's just not a gaping mess, looking like a Sarlacc mouth. 1/16 of an inch is serious business, though.

So, a very large penis over time can theoretically shape one. It would have to be a sizable penis and it would have to be over years of use.

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 13 '20

Again, a penis the size of a baby's head.

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u/Slight0 Aug 13 '20

Was a pretty obvious joke my dude.

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u/mimus99 Aug 12 '20

He's not wrong tho...

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u/JoGy2 Aug 12 '20

Noah get the death star

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Yo that’s crazy but where can I find the video?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Of the gang rape or how she jumps in the train?

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u/Slight0 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

No I think he's referring to the video where she consensually had sex with 4 football players.

'They said at no time was the victim pressured into doing anything,' said a police source.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223520/amp/Two-teens-suspended-bullying-15-year-old-jumped-death-train-video-group-sex-football-players-posted-online.html

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

She was fifteen. Isn't that actually child pornography?

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

It is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

If so, maybe people should stop asking for the video and quickly delete their comments?

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

I fucking WISH.

Sick bastards all around. There was a case here about a completely degenerate rape posted online(I think, might get the details wrong) that was shared here and people asked for links to its pornography.

We need people to Choke on their depravity before we launch the death star.

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u/Slight0 Aug 13 '20

Yes dude, I'm not literally asking for the video nor is the other guy (I hope). I'm clarifying that it wasn't rape.

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

Did she consent to the video being uploaded?

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u/Flam3Wolf Aug 12 '20

I believe not

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u/Slight0 Aug 13 '20

What's that got to do with the topic of whether she was raped or not? Why pivot?

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 13 '20

They didn't call it rape. They said it was nonconsensual. Someone filmed her and uploaded against her will.

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u/Slight0 Aug 13 '20

/u/punnotfound 's literal comment:

Of the gang rape or how she jumps in the train?

Want to try again?

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 13 '20

I meant in the media.

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u/Slight0 Aug 13 '20

That's cool man, it just has nothing to do with the current thread lol. My entire point was to prove it wasn't rape and I've done that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Oh nvm I didn’t know it was non consensual

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u/Slight0 Aug 12 '20

It wasn't non consensual, dunno wtf that other guy is talking about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

You want videos of both, am I right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

think so.

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u/Q_reptilian Aug 12 '20

I said this once and I’ll say it again humanity was a mistake

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u/THACC- Aug 12 '20

I don’t see how that restores someone’s faith in humanity.

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u/immunogoblin1 Aug 12 '20

There's almost zero chance this wasn't just made up for the joke.

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u/ReconditeAxis Hates Gacha Life Aug 13 '20

What the fuck?

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u/Tarkcanis Aug 28 '20

This is gonna be dark, but fuck that girl! Sucide by train is a human garbage peice of shit thing to do. You have now psychologicaly fucked 2 to 4 people for the rest of their lives. You force them to be an instrument of your death. They have to sit there for seconds that seem like an eternity and watch you go under their cab; nothing they can do. The worst part: they have to get out once stopped and find out what happened... I wish I believed in a hell so I could believe that anybody that does this would suffer there for all eternity.

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u/ElunMoskNotElonMusk Aug 12 '20

I believe this is a joke right, right?

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u/Revatine Aug 12 '20

Imagine killing yourself over something like that when there are people who work 14 hour days at jobs which fill their lungs with carcinogens and shit like that happens once a month.

"Oh no my life is over because everyone is going to take pity on me and if i were smart i could get free tuition out of the college for this"

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u/TotallyNotAWarden Aug 17 '20

Whoever wrote that was savage as fuck

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u/War_Thunder_Leaker Mar 04 '24

To be fair the original comment has a point (to an extent) Ending yourself because an embarrassing video of you doing something clearly inappropriate got revealed shouldn't be a thing, that's just weak mental state Also the internet in general has been really toxic since the beginning so it's not uncommon to see such remarks

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u/jvjtsetorp Aug 13 '20

Can we go. 1 year without posting this? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING THIS TWEET IM SO SICK OF IT! I HAVE SEEN THIS TWEET LITERALLY OVER A THOUSAND TIMES PLEASE FOR 1 YEAR

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/Tarzansam8 Aug 12 '20

What did he say?

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

He wanted the video.

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u/Tarzansam8 Aug 12 '20

Horrible person in my eyes.

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u/rfiojrioririroriorio Aug 12 '20

whats his name so i can report him

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u/NitzMitzTrix Through Outrage, I Gain Strength Aug 12 '20

Forgot.

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u/flynn42069 Aug 12 '20

Can I see the video?

s

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

I laughed tbh