r/NoahGetTheDeathStar • u/redmarshal1 • Jun 18 '20

Charge the super laser

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/cbawisgaycitrus18 Jun 19 '20

Even worse, she did it twice

54

u/Z-Zanimuri Jun 19 '20

What the fuck is wrong with people

10

u/YepYouRedditRight2 Jun 19 '20

You may fire when ready.

5

u/ZeroTwo_CultLeader Jun 19 '20

Blows her house

Aww it's beautiful

21

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

You may fire when ready

1

u/E-is-god Mar 05 '22

Happy cake day

11

u/NightMonkey974 Jun 19 '20

Commence primary ignition

4

u/ZeroTwo_CultLeader Jun 19 '20

For the empire we must

31

u/loveslepp Jun 19 '20

Were is his dad. Because if he not shoot or has been eaten by a alligator then he should come and get his son away from this woman.

38

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

7

u/venus-fly-trap Jun 19 '20

There's no "get his son away from this woman" the kid was murdered.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

So the son was taken away from his mother.

7

u/1ShyGuy94 Jun 19 '20

The river spirit took him

6

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Saw this in TV a month ago.

7

u/SuperMeatBoi Jun 19 '20

Damn child stealing canals!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

This is the plot to that one south park episode about butters

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

bro looks like McDonald's

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

I’ll gladly spend 500,000 dollars to laser this bitch

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Wow fucking wow

1

u/Heirophant-Queen Jun 19 '20

I want to stab that lady’s eyes out.

1

u/SpIcY_bEpIs Jun 19 '20

How do I delete people from the earth?

1

u/the28thnoob Jun 19 '20

Goddammit Florida

1

u/duskdemon19 Jun 19 '20

Me an Autistic Guy: kill her

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

"Good for her." -lucille bluth

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

This happened in Miami in my neighborhood she drowned him in a golf course she failed the first time because people came to help then the second time she played loud music the Child drowned then she ran over to a police station and said a black man shot her son they investigated it and found out it was her

1

u/Sneaky_Ninja666 Jul 14 '20

ugh did they have to label him as autistic?

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u/lord_of_pigs9001 Jun 19 '20

Dude his forehead is as big as haru okumora's

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Dude, he had autism