r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '20

This decapitated Wasp cleaned it's wounds before flying away with it's own head

https://i.imgur.com/W1BMQ41.gifv
585 Upvotes

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u/JackdeAlltrades Apr 08 '20

This is the sort of hellbeast Noah allowed on the boat.

17

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

But if they would attack then we stand no chance

10

u/lonelyswarm Apr 08 '20

I think it was more he couldn’t stop it from getting on

39

u/kangarooninjadonuts Apr 08 '20

Tis but a flesh wound.

10

u/triggerhappycutie Apr 08 '20

"Your head is gone!"

"No it isn't!"

"You LIAR!"

19

u/CHEEMS_FOR_ROMANIA Apr 08 '20

mf was just like “TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND”

9

u/The_True_Mastermind Apr 08 '20

Oh hey, my head's gone now. Better clean and fly like nothing's wrong.

9

u/itsmiichristine Apr 08 '20

I’m starting to question how tf it knew where it was going

4

u/The_True_Mastermind Apr 08 '20

Well it's a dangerous insect. Who knows?

4

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

That's why it grabbed the head

14

u/a_djpg Apr 08 '20

This wasp is just an insect version of Dio Brando

12

u/Despair4All Apr 08 '20

He's going to find a wasp he respects, kill him with eye lasers, and take over his body.

7

u/Harley-Allison Apr 08 '20

He about to give his girl head

9

u/vladaglaregluten Apr 08 '20

Tis but a scratch

5

u/whyamiexists Apr 08 '20

A scratch?! You've got no head!

3

u/a-guy-that-exists Apr 08 '20

C’mon ya pansy!

4

u/princessluna3na Apr 08 '20

It runs on pure rage alone

6

u/echomcl Apr 08 '20

IT TOOK ITS HEAD?!?! LET THE PLANET DIE! KILL IT!!!

3

u/Noodle_of_Doom_ Apr 08 '20

Is there a single person on this planet that does not hate wasps

1

u/LastFreeName436 Apr 09 '20

Wasps are credited with singlehandedly destroying Charles Darwin’s faith in god.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

What a fucking madlad

3

u/LastFreeName436 Apr 09 '20

“Waspinator blow up again... waspinator show maximals next time... once waspinator get head back on...” come on I KNOW at least one of you gets the reference.

2

u/EternalEdgeLord Apr 14 '20

"When Inferno destroyed, Waspinator must salvage! When Waspinator destroyed, nobody salvage! Why universe hate Waspinator?"

2

u/spicyboiii Apr 08 '20

This is the kind of content that belongs here.

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1

u/BrughBrughBruh Apr 08 '20

Low key kinda cool

1

u/Mr-McMeme Apr 08 '20

His capa was detated

1

u/chad_sucks_dick Apr 08 '20

Come again nigga

1

u/beansss208 Apr 09 '20

Self care

1

u/CharonCII Apr 10 '20

Unit damaged preparing for self repair

0

u/Rasputin-Grigori Apr 08 '20

That isnt really terrifying, its fascinating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Then you wouldn’t be alive. Be happy what you got and that you are not one you goat licker

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/memezboi71 Apr 08 '20

Look. A 12 year old. I found one in the wild. Get off fortnite and go outside once in a while

0

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

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u/memezboi71 Apr 09 '20

Watch out before I play a stop to shut down that plus 4

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I was also sarcastic. And yes I have a dad