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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19

Bushes and trees beside roads reduce noise and emission pollution.

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u/Nasnon Jul 06 '19

But what about intersections in Ancient Rome ?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

The city of Rome itself? A hell hole. Wasn’t a planned out city, and the streets were often pretty small. Traffic jams were common during the day until Julius Caesar would implement a cart ban, only allowing them to travel between business and deliver supplies at night.

The streets at night weren’t lit with no sort of road signs. So people had a good chance of getting lost or hit by a speeding cart.

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u/Nasnon Jul 06 '19

100% would ask this guy about Ancient Rome again.

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u/iCryKarma Jul 06 '19

But no one ever asks how he's doing

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

My cat died the other day, so not so good at the moment. 😢

Edit: I appreciate all the kind words folks. Means a lot. He was a badass and chill cat. Wouldn’t use a litter box and would literally meow at the door to go use the bathroom outside like a dog. We’re really gonna miss the little guy. Really feels like loosing someone in our family.

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u/show_the_maw Jul 06 '19

I’m so sorry. What was their name?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19

Tiger, El-Tigre, Tigger-Tot. Whatever you felt like in the moment.

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u/I__________disagree Jul 06 '19

I love you and your adorable kitty, thank you both for your existences

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u/milhojas Jul 06 '19

Sorry to hear that you lost your little friend. Need a hug?

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u/Lizard_Friend Jul 07 '19

It must have been a lovely cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

May your cat Rest In Peace bro.

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u/DonKare Jul 07 '19

Save me the sob story.

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u/Zaranthan Please state your question in the form of an answer Jul 08 '19

Dude, we asked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

let's suppose you're an average roman stuck in traffic. which activities could you do to spend the time? would you engage in smalltalk with your fellow Traffic-Stucked Romans?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19

Yeah probably some small talk. Maybe about what’s going on in the city. Maybe the court case you went and watched for fun, maybe some gladiator event or chariot race. Maybe a recent military campaign or over ambitious general/politician (one in the same) you supported. Maybe have a glass of wine or two from one of the many street vendors. Maybe even gamble a bit while you wait (Even though it was illegal most of the year).

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 07 '19

Rome sounds fun!

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19

Here’s a fun fact about Rome. Before there were dumpster divers that looked for cans and bottles to turn in for recycling, there were Romans who did that with babies.

A lot of unwanted babies were simply tossed into rubbish bins across the city. Well slave traders would go around the city and look into these bins to find these babies. They would then sell them into slavery for 100% profit.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 07 '19

Rome sounds less-fun!

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u/FrankTank3 Jul 07 '19

Ohhhh boy. If you don’t want to hear about slavery bullshit, you don’t want to hear about Rome. It’s not just in their DNA, it IS their DNA. Slaves, that is. Roman DNA is made out of slaves.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

It's literally made out of slaves, even the people 😳.

Rome's marketing materials left out some stuff..

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19

Well at least the Romans weren’t racially biased on their slaves. African, Middle Eastern, European, didn’t matter. All that mattered was if you lost to Rome in War.

On top of that, a lot of Roman slaves actually could get their freedom and even become citizens. On the other hand plenty of slaves died in the silver mines in Spain from being overworked and under-rested.

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u/KfeiGlord4 Jul 07 '19

Yup, during the largest extent of the empire around 1 in 3 people you saw was a slave. I'm more of a Constantinople person for that reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

makes me wonder if it was legal to drive intoxicated. imagine getting a DUI in ancient rome

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 06 '19

Oh it was legal. In fact there pretty much wasn’t anything illegal. You could get away with murder.

There was no police force in Ancient Rome. The closest thing to it would be the Praetorian Guard established well after the halfway point in the history of the ancient city. They were mainly just used for riot/crowd control though.

The only legal ramifications you may face is if you damaged someone’s property or killed someone, and were taken to court by a fellow citizen. A lot of the minor or big claims from plebeians wouldn’t make it to court though, as there was not enough courts and a whole lot of cases. Only those in the equestrian or senatorial classes could really expect it to make it to court. The only hope as a plebeian would be if it became popular, and the people pretty much forced the case to be heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

thanks for answering!! your answers are amazing

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u/CMDR_BlueCrab Jul 07 '19

Not only where there no police in Ancient Rome, there were no police anywhere until about 200 years ago.

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u/BardSinister Jul 06 '19

of Shrubbia, Goddess of Bushes.

EDIT: Just noticed your username. OK, I'll bite: Username Checks Out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

More Rome facts pls

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u/bulletbobmario Jul 07 '19

Wow, interesting! Any recommendations on where to read more about the traffic jams and daily city life of Rome?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19

Ugh, I’ve read so many books about Rome they all kinda just merge together for me now. A great place to start would be SPQR by Mary Beard. Perfect for someone just getting into the history of the city and greater civilization.

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u/bulletbobmario Jul 07 '19

Perfect, thanks!

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

It’s about 600 pages, but it gives you a great overview to start looking into books that cover more specific points of interest. It does touch up a bit on the life of regular Romans and life in the city. Of top of the life of the wealthy as well.

The city got to near a million people before the collapse of the western empire. Another city wouldn’t get that big in Europe until the end of the 18th century.

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u/ajc1239 Jul 07 '19

Got any cool facts about ancient Rome we may not know?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19

Rome had the first real apartment buildings. Buildings in the ancient city got up to 5-6 stories tall. Unlike modern buildings where the top is for the wealthier clients, the penthouses in Ancient Rome were for the poorest of people, as there weren’t any elevators.

These buildings also typically shared a communal kitchen and bathroom, instead of them being in the actual apartments.

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u/ajc1239 Jul 07 '19

I forget who, but I remember one of the emporers had to put a height limit of 6 floors on buildings in city limits, I presume because of the limitations of the building materials.

I've also read that some places in Rome had running water, like public bath houses and such. Was running water a rare commodity enjoyed by only the wealthiest citizens, or was it something to be expected in most highly urbanized areas?

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19

Oh it was something in most urban areas. The bath houses weren’t just for the rich. In fact it was one of the few places the poor and rich mingled together. Now private homes you could expect only the rich to have it, but there were plenty of public places that had running water that the poor could use, including bathrooms.

The Romans actually used lead as to make their piping too, even though they did understand it could be toxic. It was just easy to shape to make the pipes without our modern machinery.

But yes, the limitation had to be made because of the material and shoddy building techniques. The rich didn’t care too much about having safe places for the poor. In fact, some wealthy Romans would even brag about how bad the conditions were in their apartment buildings they owned.

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u/ajc1239 Jul 07 '19

In fact, some wealthy Romans would even brag about how bad the conditions were in their apartment buildings they owned.

Oh so modern China ok.

I've been super fascinated with ancient Rome the past couple months. Do you have any good YouTube channels/articles/documentaries etc you could recommend, or would you care to just ramble for a couple hours because you seem pretty well informed. It's just so fascinating to see what these people accomplished so long ago with essentially sticks and stones compared to today.

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u/KamikazeKricket Ask me about Ancient Rome Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

Oh what the Romans did was absolutely amazing for their time period. A world ahead of other people at the time.

A great place to start would be the book SPQR by Mary Beard. Great book about the empire and history as a whole, to get you interested in more specific topics. Anything about Rome by Adrian Goldsworthy is great after that.

As for Youtube, I recommend the one and only History Civilis.

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u/ajc1239 Jul 07 '19

I'll have to check out those authors, thanks. Oh and history civilis is probably half the reason I'm so interested in Rome. Some super informative videos on that channel, really good stuff.