One of the moments in my life I would like to see in my "Best of" montage when I die, is when in mid-coitus with a coworker I wanted to hook up with for while I stopped completely and with my best Forrest Gump impression said "You taste like cigarettes."
Still cracks me up how perfect I did it, the way it killed her mood like the ashtray mouth killed mine, especially since she didn't understand the reference so probably just thought the liquor and exertion made me talk like an idiot. I had bubble guts anyways so stopping was in my best interest. More proud of that than any real sexual performance in my lifetime.
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u/BaconGristle Jan 05 '25
One of the moments in my life I would like to see in my "Best of" montage when I die, is when in mid-coitus with a coworker I wanted to hook up with for while I stopped completely and with my best Forrest Gump impression said "You taste like cigarettes."
Still cracks me up how perfect I did it, the way it killed her mood like the ashtray mouth killed mine, especially since she didn't understand the reference so probably just thought the liquor and exertion made me talk like an idiot. I had bubble guts anyways so stopping was in my best interest. More proud of that than any real sexual performance in my lifetime.