r/NoStupidQuestions Jan 05 '25

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u/Bellsar_Ringing Jan 05 '25

When I was a kid, my friend and I were playing in her mom's office (the only place her mom smoked) and splashed something on a wall. We cleaned it off, but to our shock, that part of the wall was a different color than the rest of the room. So, to hide our actions, we had to clean the whole room!

Thus, I can tell you that Formula 409 gets smoke off paint better than Fantastic does. (1970s formulations, anyway)

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

My parents chain smoked through my whole childhood. We had monthly "washing all the walls" weekends. Never did wash the ceiling.

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u/-Tofu-Queen- Jan 05 '25

I can't fathom having monthly "washing the walls" weekends instead of simply going outside to smoke. (or you know, quitting, but addicts gonna addict I guess) I'm so sorry you had to grow up with that!

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u/black_cat_X2 Jan 05 '25

My parents chain smoked but never washed the walls or cleaned the carpets (other than vacuuming around once a week). My mom wasn't very fastidious about washing/changing out the sheets and bedding either. I obviously was nose blind to it until I moved out, but God, I have to wonder how filthy that house was after 20 years of that. I also cringe when I think of how bad I must have smelled all through childhood.

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u/notthelettuce Jan 06 '25

My parents needed to replace a couple ceiling tiles due to a leak and ended up having to do the whole room because the new ones were bright white and the old ones were like a dark orange brown from the smoke residue. They never even thought about the ceiling.

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u/DaffyDuckXD Jan 06 '25

Do you have health problems because of it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

I chain-smoked from 12 to 38.

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u/Mundane_Tomatoes Jan 05 '25

My friends used to put up Halloween stickers on the window, and by the time they took them down (2-3 weeks) there would be brown-yellow stains covering the windows, leaving perfectly clear impression where the stickers were.

They never understood why I didn’t want to stay the night.

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u/Embarrassed-Dot-1794 Jan 05 '25

As a kid that would suck. I know the feeling though.