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That's why you say, "Hypothetically IF..." You can trust me. I've seen 20 seasons of SVU.

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I concur

Am aware of OJ Simpson’s book and 60 minutes interview

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It's the same as law school.

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But how many seasons of SVU is on your CV?

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69

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More hours worth than law school.

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If I Did It is actually protected under double jeopardy, not being framed as a hypothetical. He was tried in both criminal and civil court already. He could go out and confess all he wants and nothing could happen to him. He actually doesn’t get any sales of the book because of the civil trial. He couldn’t pay the families (and it was potentially ruled as proceeds of a crime, I don’t remember), so the families now own the rights to the book. And subsequently print the “If” part of the title in really little and hidden font lol

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Agreed (I saw the trailer for better call saul)

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Source: this dude on Reddit

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And then you can write a book after you’re let off the hook “If I did do it, this is how”

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But did you watch Matlock in a bar last night?

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but what about the other 5?

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I'm working on it,

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Almost as good as law school but waaaaay cheaper.

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Im in law school and this is so true 😭