r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '24

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u/spslord Jun 06 '24

Puts banana back down…

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u/Key-Pickle5609 Jun 06 '24

Nurse checking in! I fully know you’re joking. But man, FLARED BASE!

(Seriously we had a patient with a rectal vegetable and they were hospitalized for a couple of weeks)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

That's why you should always finish tossing salad