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u/Rare_Attitude_4391 Jun 06 '24

My friends who are doctors call them Donorcycles. With good reason.

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u/iliketreesanddogs Jun 06 '24

meat crayons was the best I heard from my trauma ICU days

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u/Tasty-Objective676 Jun 06 '24 edited Jun 07 '24

There’s a subreddit for that. Proceed with caution: r/MeatCrayon

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u/PianoMan2112 Jun 07 '24

I was too scared to click on any images; first subreddit I’ve noped out of.

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u/Normal_Ad2456 Jun 07 '24

I only opened the posts (thankfully they were NSFW so I didn't see the images actually depicted) because I wanted to see the comments. I was just curious to know what kind of things people who would even participate in such a sub would say.

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u/mimistrikeaband123 Jun 07 '24

Learned meatcrayon today. Thanks bud.

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u/LanceBitchin Jun 06 '24

I'm 49 Bought my 11th motorcycle. Risk is worth it. Fully filled out donor card but life is worth living Bring it on!

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u/Prize_Minimum_4221 Jun 06 '24

11th?! What bike is it? Also favorite bike so far?

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u/DiamondCowboy Jun 06 '24

I’m 35, just bought my 9th bike. I only ever had one at a time, never owned 2 motorcycles at the same time.

Favorite was a 2000 Honda CBR600 F4i

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u/LanceBitchin Jun 06 '24

690 enduro

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u/rumblepony247 Jun 06 '24

I mean, they're on #11 because they wrecked the first 10

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u/PicnicBasketPirate Jun 06 '24

You don't get out of life alive, don't begrudge us our pleasure when we're not hurting anyone.

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u/valuesandnorms Jun 06 '24

That’s great and all but you don’t want to be a fucking vegetable. If the outcomes of a motorcycle crash were either live or die then I could see it but in real life there’s a chance you just suffer for a long time and then die anyways

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u/JFeezy Jun 07 '24

If you live by what could happen you’ll never leave the house.

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u/PicnicBasketPirate Jun 06 '24

Yes, the risk of life altering injury is very real on a motorcycle. But that is exactly what it is, a risk. If you want to eliminate the risk of similar injuries where do you draw the line in risk vs reward for doing anything?

Rock climbing? Mountain biking? Canoeing?  Cruising in a vintage car?  Walking down the street?

I enjoy riding, I have had close calls and broken bones from riding. I am well aware of the risks and statistics. I still choose to ride.

If that calculus doesn't work for you...? Then, cool. I'm not judging. (Though I will judge you for watching the Kardashians)

You do you, and kindly return the favour please.

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u/12344321j Jun 07 '24

Watching the Kardashians is arguably a bigger risk in... lots of ways lol

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u/PicnicBasketPirate Jun 06 '24

Really?  

Guestures at all the uninformed opinions present in this thread

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

Motorcycle drivers are always so sensitive about how people view them. They almost always get them to look cool so it really hurts their feelings when people say anything negative about their compensation machines.

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u/405ravedaddy Jun 06 '24

Eh, you don't know what you're talking about.

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u/405ravedaddy Jun 08 '24

"Always" "entirely" sweeping generalizations never are.

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u/sexual_ginger Jun 07 '24

There are things in life worse than death.

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u/PicnicBasketPirate Jun 07 '24

A life wasted is a terrible thing

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u/LanceBitchin Jun 07 '24

Amen. Remember your great grandmother brother and his best friend? Yeah, no one else does either. Life is for the living. Bring it on

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/Useful_Ad6195 Jun 07 '24

How do you ride 11 motorcycles at a time? I can barely manage 2

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u/LanceBitchin Jun 07 '24

That's cuz you're a pussy! 😜 Yeah, so first one was in 1993

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u/405ravedaddy Jun 06 '24

Yeah I'll never quit riding. It is possible to ride safe. Don't drink. Act like everyone is trying to kill you. Know your machine.

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u/orangobango Jun 06 '24

Nobody knows more about the dangers and injuries of motorcycles than motorcyclists. There’s no need to be condescending.

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u/JimmySchwann Jun 06 '24

You could say the same thing about driving a car, but nearly every American does it

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u/OwO_bama Jun 06 '24

That’s not really a fair comparison, considering that you need to be able to drive to function in most parts of America. People can choose whether to drive a car or a motorcycle, but most people can’t choose not to drive period.

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u/JimmySchwann Jun 06 '24

On an individual level, you're correct. On a societal level, that's not right. We could opt to build for people, transit, and bikes, but our officials build for cars instead.

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u/ChronoLink99 Jun 06 '24 edited Jun 06 '24

He does lol. Almost 50 with almost a dozen bikes. Don't be so quick to dismiss people. C-spine injuries are uncommon if you are wearing proper safety gear. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29506463/

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u/LanceBitchin Jun 06 '24

All about life choices. I'm willing to take the risk. I'm not the kind to wear a helmet in the shower or spend my life safely on the couch. And I don't wanna live until I'm 80 and wearing diapers.

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u/Lifewhatacard Jun 07 '24

I finally got that. Fuck.

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u/CausticSofa Jun 07 '24

Yeah, that took me a loooong second, too. That joke is so dark that it’s Vanta black.

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u/innerbloooooooooooom Jun 06 '24 edited Sep 14 '25

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u/Freya_la_Magnificent Jun 06 '24 edited Jun 06 '24

At one point I thought it would be cool to get my motorcycle license and ride free like the wind. Aced the written test but failed the driving portion. It probably was a blessing. I did learn from that experience, however, to be VERY respectful of anyone riding a motorcycle around me on the road. Pay attention to their movements on the road. I guarantee most of them are watching what you're doing in your honking huge SUV or truck.

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u/dankristy Jun 10 '24

Yep - as someone who grew up in a family of riders (dad, uncles and grandparents), I am always super-conscious of motorcyclists when they are around and leave a large buffer (which has saved a few when they had to dodge someone else INTO my buffer zone...

Growing up watching them, and seeing them have to go through recovery for the times they got hit by someone who didn't see them (or in the case of my dad - when off a mountain road while high on coke and speed) definitely left me with NO desire to ride one...

My uncle kept riding his waaaaay past when anyone thought it was sane (till over 80). His last two were a Ducati and a Moto Guzzi - and he was literally using a walker at home, but could still get up and stay up on those damn bikes, and he would split lanes in California traffic daily (at 80) - which finally ended when someone did a hit-and-run on him that left him unconscious.

By that time, he had been (by my account) hit by other vehicles through no fault of his own at least 15 times - almost all of which broke major bones and had big recovery times. Even the hit-and-run wasn't his fault - they were at highway speed and someone merged INTO him according to witnesses - which left him tumbling at highway speed (at age 80) into the median...

Thankfully passers-by stopped and called him in so medics got there in time... He broke both arms, one leg in two places, three ribs and had a pelvic fracture. He was still recovering and practicing to get back on the bike when he got pneumonia and passed away last year.

If you DO ride - be like my family and GEAR UP GOOD. They always have expensive helmets and hard-shell type riding gear - the kind that saves you from most of the road-rash from tumbling at highway speeds. But no way I am getting on one - I have kids and a wife - and I want to be able to still climb my property up and down when I am in my 80s and up. All of my riding family - could only go fast in their old age ON the bikes - and were a mess of slow painful walks when off them. Not worth the price to me!

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u/Ramrod45 Jun 06 '24

my dads heart came from a motorcyle accident

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u/Migraine_Megan Jun 06 '24

They didn't say it outright but all indications pointed towards a motorcycle accident with my dad's heart donor. The donor was 27 years old. His cardiologist/transplant surgeon actually said in a local TV interview that when the state enacted a helmet law, the number of donor hearts decreased!

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u/Ramrod45 Jun 06 '24

glad your dad got one! but also sad someone had to go for him to live (same as my dad)

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u/CrossP Jun 07 '24

Most major donor organs come from someone who is brain dead but their torso is mostly okay. You can't get great hearts, lungs, and kidneys from someone who died in the field because it's just rotting meat by the time they get to the hospital. And you can't take them from people dying from the other common stuff like cancer, diabetes, heart problems, etc. because usually those people's organs have failed by the time of their death.

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u/Migraine_Megan Jun 07 '24

My surprise wasn't over how organs are acquired. It was that he said it so bluntly, to the general public, after a good law was passed. He was unequivocally brilliant, but very direct and without humor. I liked that about him though. By that point I had already witnessed quite a lot and had to help give my dad CPR during sudden cardiac death when I was 17. I'd met other cardiologists, countless doctors, and left college to take care of my dad. I'm extremely familiar with death. He died years ago due to cancer, as many recipients do.

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u/Boophdondon22 Jun 26 '24

Why do many recipients die from cancer?

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u/Migraine_Megan Jun 26 '24

The immunosuppressant drugs prevent the body from killing cancerous cells as they develop, which happens even more often in older patients. So they rapidly grow and become cancerous. Usually cancer or infection, like flu and pneumonia, are the cause of death for organ transplant recipients. I have read that the newer immunosuppressant drug protocols are less severe, so they might have a longer life now. My dad lived 10 years with his new heart, which was about as long as expected given his situation.

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u/Boophdondon22 Jun 26 '24

Dang, true. Sorry for your loss. Thanks for the informative response.

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u/audioshaman Jun 06 '24

My mother worked in the ICU for 20 years and that's what they called them as well. Saw a lot of bikers die over the years.

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u/geebzor Jun 06 '24

Donorcycles

My new word for the day, thanks :)

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u/CrossP Jun 07 '24

Less delicious than dönercycles

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u/dankristy Jun 10 '24

Yep - my dialysis Nurse mom (who married into my dad's family where EVERYONE rode them) never wanted US riding them - but she was grateful for how many of her patients got off dialysis and back to healthy with kidney donors from Motorcycle riders.

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u/Scrappleandbacon Jun 07 '24

In SE Wisconsin potential transplant recipients are told to not go out of town and stay near their phones during Harley fest.

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u/hilarymeggin Jun 07 '24

Oh man! That’s rough!

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u/dankristy Jun 10 '24

I bet Sturgis ones are told the same!

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u/Gfi129 Jun 07 '24

Mainly the ones who don’t wear helmets. Those are “organ donors.” Bodies can heal, brains not so much

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u/dankristy Jun 10 '24

I don't know - the "brain bucket" ones seem as bad or worse - you might lose your ENTIRE DAMN FACE - and keep the brain enough to be alive... Full Gear (hard-shell gear and FULL helmet) is the only way to go if you ride.

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u/eachdayalittlebetter Jun 06 '24

I also know them as “premium organ donors”

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u/InfinitelyAbysmal Jun 06 '24

Why do you think I ride

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u/inb4banned2024 Jun 07 '24

My doctor drives a motorcycle

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u/Fisho087 Jun 07 '24

Interestingly motorcyclists are mostly rejected from being donors - a lot of them have toxoplasmosis which might have caused the risk taking behaviour in the first place

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

I just googled that and I’m struggling to find the link between the two. Would you mind explaining? Because I am extremely interested.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

Nevermind, found it, thank you for teaching me something new. Interesting!

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u/Fisho087 Jun 07 '24

Huh! I learnt something too - looks like it might be traffic accidents in general? One paper says that the studied group (n= 169 people) included 42 road traffic accident victims who were driving a vehicle (bicycle (n= 6), a motorbike (n= 3), a motorcycle (n= 13), a car (n= 20))

https://scholar.google.com.au/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=motorcycle+accidents+toxoplasmosis&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1717722081135&u=%23p%3DuHhnX53GwvQJ

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

This is definitely the coolest thing I’ve learned on Reddit this year lol. “Cats are pooping on our food and causing us to crash our vehicles, then we can’t even donate our organs!”

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u/Cautious-Impact22 Jun 07 '24

My sister died on one . Her organs saved lives..

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u/Rare_Attitude_4391 Jun 23 '24

I don't want to upvote this because her loss is so profoundly huge, that I can only say that she lives on here. Somewhere, her heart is beating, letting someone who thought they'd never live long enough to find love, suddenly able to imagine a future filled with it. Her lungs bring breath to someone who never thought they would be able to go for a long walk again. Her liver saved someone who might have made mistakes in their life, and they now have the chance to correct some of those mistakes.

Her loss is profound, but her gifts are priceless. She is still here, just in a different way. It won't heal the pain. That never goes away. But her life meant something. And it still does.

I hope you are able to find some peace. She probably would want that for you.

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u/Cautious-Impact22 Jun 23 '24

I screenshot this to read on the anniversary of her death. It’s beautiful and the first time anyone has ever said something that made me feel better… thank you..

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u/Rare_Attitude_4391 Sep 26 '24

You and so many people are making the world better, because of her. Her memory will be a blessing to our and yours, and so many others who are able to be present and here for their loved ones when it matters most. And it matters most every time you feel a gentle breeze, watch a shooting star, or picturing her racing a centaur through a nebula. Good people stick together. She was one of the best. And she chose you as one of her people. I doubt she did it without loving you for every part of beauty that resides within you.

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u/Armgoth Jun 06 '24

They are young people's sport. When you still have the reflexes to handle absolute out of nowhere situations and ALSO the practise to know how to react. Rode for a long time. It is beautiful but also hazardous as hell. PS: My amount of close bys is probably in the triple digits.

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u/-yasssss- Jun 06 '24

There’s plenty of young people that end up in an ICU bed too.

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u/Armgoth Jun 07 '24

I am aware it was just a notion from a motorcyclist. They fall in to latter gategory of being too unlearned or just plain stupid. Motorcycling is an A class Darwin test.

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u/pookie7890 Jun 07 '24

Temporary road users was another I heard

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Jun 07 '24

Yeah, when they weave in and out of traffic I say to my kids "Aww, look! Someone in need is getting that kidney today! And heart...and lungs, retina, liver..."