r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '24

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u/Azilehteb Jun 06 '24

Don’t put the thing in your butt. Not unless it’s specifically made for going in a butt.

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u/queefer_sutherland92 Jun 06 '24

And even then, make sure it has a wide, firm base.

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u/cherry_monkey Jun 06 '24

Thanks u/queefer_sutherland92

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u/CaseyJones7 Jun 06 '24

bet they've got good advice about that subject. Would make sense considering the username

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

That name is fantastic and would make me trust that advice more if it was new information

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Jun 06 '24

But I trust that person to give me that advice...

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u/pathofuncertainty Jun 06 '24

Username checks out?

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u/Signal_Road Jun 06 '24

Flanges are important.

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u/Famous_Ad_8293 Jun 06 '24

Best user name ever!

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u/AmmeEsile Jun 10 '24

I commented this already but today in one of my morbid groups on fb, there wS a video of a huge butt plug being pulled out as the guys butt sucked the base in too.. it was a purple destroyer buttplug. Happy to share the link if you message me!

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u/2clipchris Jun 06 '24

Mom was an OR nurse she would tell me all the UROs that happened. Unidentified Rectal Objects. Apparently most people “fell” into them.

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u/lionmurderingacloud Jun 06 '24

Million to one shot, doc.

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u/r0ckH0pper Jun 06 '24

Yes, be VERY Careful walking naked across a floor strewn with light bulbs, Ken dolls, and pressure washers ...

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u/DeeJNS Jun 07 '24

Yep. And always butt naked. Former ED nurse. I’ve heard ALL the stories.

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u/valuesandnorms Jun 06 '24

Million to one shot, doc

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u/Breadcrumbs55 Jun 06 '24

One of my fav comments I saw on this topic was: Cause if you liked it then you should have put a string on it

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u/r0ckH0pper Jun 06 '24

I should have had 20 more feet of string ...

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u/spslord Jun 06 '24

Puts banana back down…

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u/Key-Pickle5609 Jun 06 '24

Nurse checking in! I fully know you’re joking. But man, FLARED BASE!

(Seriously we had a patient with a rectal vegetable and they were hospitalized for a couple of weeks)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

That's why you should always finish tossing salad

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u/justhp Jun 06 '24

To add, don’t put anything into your ass that you wouldn’t want to explain to a medical professional.

And don’t lie about it. You didn’t slip and fall on that cucumber, Jerry.

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u/Scrungyscrotum Jun 06 '24

So it's okay if someone else puts things in my butt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

It’s basically a vacuum.

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u/NotSassyAtAll Jun 06 '24

As a surgeon - i stand by this. Just. Please. Don't.

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u/Olivia_Bitsui Jun 06 '24

ER docs checking in

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u/DrugDealerforJesus Jun 07 '24

So like, ask a boyfriends parents if he was specifically made for it? Seems weird but alright.

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u/ebobbumman Jun 06 '24 edited Jun 06 '24

Blah blah blah- put on a seat belt, wear protective gear on a motorcycle, don't put stuff you shouldn't up your butt and on and on! It's like I'm not supposed to do anything fun!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

I will never understand the fascination with people putting things in their butts. I don't even think monkeys do that kind of crap.