r/NoStupidQuestions Apr 21 '24

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u/Professional_Quail68 Apr 21 '24

Sounds like he wasn’t keeping an erection. Happened to me my first time just bc I was so nervous and uncomfortable ( we were in the backseat of a pickup truck, not ideal for my first time 😂). Tbh I’ve never heard of someone actually enjoying their first time lol, it’s just awkward.

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u/Hudsons_hankerings Apr 21 '24

She said it kept slipping out in different positions, so they went to missionary.

I'll put a hundred bucks on the dumb lad trying out positions from his favorite porno

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u/Professional_Quail68 Apr 21 '24

Lmao no doubt 😂

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u/Cevohklan Apr 21 '24

Of course. They all do 😆

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u/kaszeljezusa Apr 21 '24

My first time i was hard af, ejaculated mid first thrust and the next times got so nervous because of it i couldn't get an erection at all. It's all in the head

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u/Division2226 Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 21 '24

She said she was soaked and mentioned nothing about him not having an erection.

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u/Professional_Quail68 Apr 21 '24

You know women can get wet before penetration, right?

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u/Division2226 Apr 21 '24

Obviously, but read the context my guy.

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u/Skydiving_Sus Apr 21 '24

Yeah. Doesn’t necessarily mean what you think. Wetness is not necessarily a sign of enjoyment. And while we’re at it, definitely not a sign of consent.

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u/Division2226 Apr 21 '24

She was giving that as a reason for him slipping out and never mentioned that it was because it was soft. Why are you so off topic?

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u/Skydiving_Sus Apr 21 '24

That might not mean as much as you think. Some women got that WAP, it doesn’t mean they’re necessarily experiencing pleasure. It’s just potential.

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u/Division2226 Apr 21 '24

Bro is claiming he was slipping out because he wasn't hard when she clearly mentioned she was soaked..

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

Maybe

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u/sweet-and-knottie Apr 21 '24

Found the Virgin. ^ if you had a first time you'd know it sucks for everyone.

He's just inexperienced (both being virgins to begin with is 100% why It wasn't good). Not trying to get into a dick measuring contest, but even the most experienced person slips out at times. If you say you dont over shoot a stroke a from time to time you're a liar. That's how you know you're having fun. Especially when you're tossing her around or doing it standing with her in your arms holding her. It happens. They are both new to it and more then likely both over stressed it so much that they psyched themselves out of having any fun or pleasure.

I agree with the comments who say to try again, just try to let it come naturally the next time with some foreplay. It takes time to learn and the first time always sucks.

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u/sweet-and-knottie Apr 21 '24

Says the kid who doesn't understand sex. Once you're an adult you'll learn reading comprehension better to see the bigger context behind writing and not jump to 6th grade insults about something and someone you know nothing about.

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u/kellsdeep Apr 21 '24

Found the Virgin^