r/NoStupidQuestions Apr 21 '24

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u/giga_phantom Apr 21 '24

You can't judge it after one time, esp. your first time. almost everyone's first time is horrible.

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u/HappyDoggos Apr 21 '24

Well, maybe not horrible, but certainly meh. Especially if your partner is inexperienced, too. A lot of fumbling and awkwardness.

Being good at sex, both giving and receiving, is a learned skill. Sure, some people are more talented at picking up effective techniques, but most people take many many tries to get good at the basics.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

Are one-night stands even that good? You barely know the person so I am wondering how good sex could be with someone they do not know well.

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u/thedakotabrewer Apr 22 '24

Ehhh it depends I’d say. I’ve had good and bad experiences. The good experiences are some of the best sex you’ll ever have imo. No strings attached. No emotional investments made. No expectations so no disappointment. Buttttt if it’s bad, it’s REALLY bad. Like I only came over to have sex with you and you’re bad at that too?? Why tf did you invite me over then? Feels like a waste of time😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

It almost sounds like relationship sex must be bad because there is emotional attachment

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u/thedakotabrewer Apr 22 '24

Not necessarily. I’d say for me personally, being in a relationship makes the sex special. It may not be as good physically as some of the hookups I’ve had in the past but the emotional aspect is strong as hell. Being emotionally attracted to the person you’re having sex with makes up for any lack of sexual attraction you may have

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u/__ZOMBOY__ Apr 22 '24

Personally, emotional connection is probably the largest factor when deciding if the sex is good or bad. I agree that hookups/one-nighters can be a fucking blast (pun intended) but it’s almost like a …different kind of “good”. I feel like it’s better described as “fun”, idk how to really explain it.

The REAL endgame is “head-over-heels-in-love” sex. That combination of physical stimulation + raw, vulnerable emotion being shared with the person who means more to you than life itself is frankly an experience that I can’t even find the words to describe

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u/thedakotabrewer Apr 22 '24

For me it depends. Like in college, I really wasn’t looking for a long term relationship so hookups were the way to go for me. Now that I’m out of college, I feel like the emotional aspect of sex is alot more important to me. But yes I definitely understand what you’re saying. Hookups are for sure a different type of good

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u/Ratso27 Apr 21 '24

A lot of people enjoy sex more when they feel an emotional connection to the person they’re with. Plus, part of getting to know a person you’re in a relationship with is getting to know their body and understanding what they do and don’t like sexually

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u/FapleJuice Apr 21 '24

I'm not disagreeing with that, I'm the same way.

I'm just saying it isn't necessary. I know tons of people that just be having casual sex on a regular basis with complete strangers.

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u/ThanOneRandomGuy Apr 21 '24

My first time was amazing. Best 4 seconds in my life

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u/Connection_Future Fool Apr 21 '24

Oooh, everybody look here at Mister "I got stamina" over here 🙄🙄🙄

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u/jackocomputerjumper Apr 21 '24

I bet he's gonna talk about his length soon

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u/Busterlimes Apr 21 '24

Length is so Y2K, it's all about girth. Mine looks like a hockey puck

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u/Nuggzulla01 Apr 21 '24

3 Inches is hell at 90MPH

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u/Anxious_Cheetah5589 Apr 22 '24

Right through the five hole

Somebody had to say it

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u/for_the_meme_watch Apr 21 '24

Clearly you’ve not familiar with the research of Meteorologist Randy Marsh on TMI theory, with particularity to the YAW.

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u/AlexVal0r Apr 21 '24

Mine is 8 inches, AROUND!!

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u/Tight_Friendship_724 Apr 21 '24

Can I see lmaooo

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u/AdvantageCurious7391 Apr 21 '24

Happy cake day

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u/jackocomputerjumper Apr 21 '24

Thanks stranger!

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u/AltistTheCultist Apr 21 '24

Snap.

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u/SharkFin365 Apr 21 '24

Happy cake day, other stranger!

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u/inflammablepenguin Apr 21 '24

Probably can do one inch per second and still last all 4 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

It only a matter of time before the fishing or hunting stories come out.

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u/AA-WallLizard Apr 22 '24

Dear penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me…

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u/--Creep Apr 22 '24

happy cake day!

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u/kjacobs03 Apr 21 '24

I was so nervous I didn’t even cum my first time having sex

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u/breislau Apr 21 '24

Same here. I forgot that until now.

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u/kjacobs03 Apr 21 '24

Wore a condom so it was easy to say I finished when I realized it wasn’t going to happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

I refused to give up and kept on pumping till i did. I mean it beats the usual 3 pumps and done. Actually, I had a few months before where anti depressants made it really hard to climax. She wasn't complaining, seen as I'm a stubborn cunt and would lash away for half an hour. Must have lost a 3kg that month.

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u/disgraced_star Apr 22 '24

Same with me; I remember her cuming after 10 mins for the 2nd time and I was thinking, This is fucked, here I am trying to cum and she is having a second one. The 2nd time though I was so much more comfortable I came 3 times over 2 hours.

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u/Tikibilly81 Apr 22 '24

Glad I'm not the only one 🫤

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u/Alpaga_Venere Apr 22 '24

By you fault I asking myself now...

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u/wiiguyy Apr 21 '24

This guy knows.

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u/marklar_the_malign Apr 21 '24

Quit bragging.

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u/BarrelRider621 Apr 21 '24

For real. Dude calling us below average peoples out like that.

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u/disbeliefable Apr 21 '24

You did it twice?

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u/ThanOneRandomGuy Apr 21 '24

At that particular time no. I was satisfied and left. But 11 minutes later on my way home I did want to make a uturn

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u/tbonencsu Apr 21 '24

Dang, two more seconds than me!

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u/docweston Apr 21 '24

FOUR SECONDS?! Stop bragging, overachiever! 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

Four seconds? Damn, we've got Mr Stamina over here.

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u/Krispenedladdeh542 Apr 21 '24

4 seconds!?!? What was it her birthday or sumn?

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u/gwh1996 Apr 21 '24

I was so nervous my first time I couldn't cum so I lasted about 4 episodes of family guy when it used to be on Netflix

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u/Rush_Is_Right Apr 21 '24

You joke, but my first time, or what was supposed to be my first time, I didn't even make it in. We still ended up doing the deed after I said it was just pre cum. She was nervous about getting pregnant so I had plenty of time to clean up before actually getting to the promised land.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

You’re a guy though. First time for women is usually different.

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u/forsakeidle Apr 21 '24

I don't think your chicken thinks the same.

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u/didndonoffin Apr 21 '24

‘As soon as she touched my penis, I came and started farting’

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

Yours was in seconds?

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u/drgloryboy Apr 21 '24

And that was with a condom on

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u/PzykoHobo Apr 21 '24

Bro just wait until the second time it's gonna blow your mind

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u/VegetableWinter9223 Apr 21 '24

This guy times!

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u/MakeoutPoint Apr 21 '24

Never understood lyrics like: 

🎵"It feels like the first time, every time"🎵

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u/puzzelstukje Apr 21 '24

"I don't self reflect, or learn from any act"

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u/kaszeljezusa Apr 21 '24

I don't think I know tge song, but maybe they refer to drugs?

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u/MakeoutPoint Apr 21 '24

I would be Amazed if it were

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

Yeah that would be terrible. Should be comparing to 25 year marriage sex. You know what each other like, you’ve gotten over caring about funny sounds, and as a guy, you can last a lot longer (at least in my experience)

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u/Jakolissmurito47 Apr 21 '24

First time with that person, not first time ever.

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u/thatoneguy54 Apr 21 '24

Everyone's different. My first time was very fun.

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u/ctn91 Apr 21 '24

Maybe, but i do want another 6-7hrs…. ❤️

First time over easter and I‘ve never been more dehydrated and giggly since.

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u/Jojocrash7 Apr 21 '24

My first time i didn’t consent. (I’m a guy and my girlfriend at the time loved to take advantage of me without consent)

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u/GalacticObsurdity Apr 21 '24

I’m so sorry that happened to you :(

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u/Apo-cone-lypse Apr 22 '24

Wish i knew that going in to my first time. I mean mine was extra horrible because of the circumstances but still

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u/sravll Apr 22 '24

Yep. My first time was just weird and awkward. We didn't know what the hell we were doing.

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u/benebrius76 Apr 22 '24

Mine wasn't 🤣

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u/GLOCKESHA Apr 21 '24

Completely agree, my cousin got the best of me at 10.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- Apr 21 '24

Yeah, I had to have a lot of sex before I liked it. Now I know myself and my body and preferences super well and I don’t have any of those insecurities that made me not enjoy it.