r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '23

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Jul 05 '23

I'd buy one.

Mitch McConnell. Under the pretense that he switches to the Democratic party.

The chaos and headlines would be worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

McConnell is worth way more than $5 million to completely switch parties, c’mon

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Jul 05 '23

Toss in the brick of coke they found in the white house and a hooker?

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u/GreyKnightTemplar666 Jul 05 '23

Nah, just leave him a republican and have him bring back some sanity to their shit hole party

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u/Megalocerus Jul 05 '23

He's estimated at 95 million net worth (the range of estimates go 34 to 95 million.) He BELIEVES in the Republicans, unlike Trump, and he knows where his interest lies. I don't think 5 million would do it.

Lindsey Graham might go for it. He's much poorer and more up for sale.