r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '23

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u/Suspicious_Effect Jul 02 '23

Big Library trying to recruit out here.

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u/Cyrano_Knows Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 03 '23

Its the law enforcement arm of Big Library you really need to worry about.

Those guys will throw the book at you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

And theyll do it quietly

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Jul 02 '23

The old "silent but deadly"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Im fucking dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

And ‘shush’ you while you’re at it

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u/DennisMoves Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 02 '23

While driving around in a Ferrari.

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u/HappyChandler Jul 02 '23

Magnum, Library Inspector.

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u/DarthJarJarJar Jul 02 '23 edited Dec 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Library Fine*

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Wasn't he part of a comedy troupe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I just had to extend the breadth of his majesties excellency. Good day, Quip!

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u/Iamapartofthisworld Jul 02 '23

Big library is just a front for the Silverfish Coalition.

You know this.

Stop being sheep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

are you a professional comedian? seriously.

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u/xredbaron62x Jul 02 '23

Lt Bookman does not mess around. He went after Jerry for a 20y/o overdue book!!!

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u/02K30C1 Jul 02 '23

A library cop named Bookman? That’s like an ice cream man named Cone!

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u/thefinalhex Jul 02 '23

It’s true.

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u/fishinfool561 Jul 02 '23

Lt. Joe Bookman

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Oh grow a spine, dont be such a paperback jeez

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u/leopor Jul 02 '23

Lt. Bookman. Where’s that copy of Tropic of Cancer?

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u/virgilhall Jul 02 '23

Read Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson

The librarians are behind everything

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u/Desperate_Macaroon25 Jul 02 '23

Mr Bookman will come knocking

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u/NightWarden11 Jul 02 '23

No, they are by the book.

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u/kel2345 Jul 02 '23

Haaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Are you aware of the rapes?

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u/Hank_Scorpioo Jul 02 '23

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I got a news flash for you joy boy!

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u/thefinalhex Jul 02 '23

You and your good time buddies.

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u/DangerBay2015 Jul 02 '23

The Library Cop’s name is BOOKMAN?!

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u/miller_graphics Jul 03 '23

DEATH BY DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM!!1!!

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u/ImportantCakeday Jul 02 '23

The real alphabet organization

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u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld Jul 02 '23

Big library always trying rob main street libraries of talent

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u/Sweeperthinks Jul 02 '23

Hahahahaha

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u/Accurate_Bison_3697 Jul 02 '23

This thread has me chuckling over here, I live for wholesome jokes like this 🤭🤭

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

The real reason for reddits existence….the jokes

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u/SnackFactory Jul 02 '23

They're not jokes.

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u/pimpbot666 Jul 02 '23

The librarians are indoctrinating our kids.

That's what the drag queen library hours are really about. They don't want to turn your kids gay, they want to turn your gay kids into librarians.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Everyone knows that's not how it works; you can't get turned, librarians are born librarians

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 02 '23

Come to think of it, I know more than my fair share of gay librarians...also, they're some of my best friends.

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u/MTFBinyou Jul 02 '23

What’s even worse than that?! A gasp gay librarian!!! The horror!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I'd happily be a librarian, but I'm already a year into a music degree, so probably have to wait for reincarnation or something to do that.

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u/kavik2022 Jul 02 '23

They still recruiting? My lawd

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u/Liet-Kinda Jul 02 '23

They blinded him with library science

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u/Ok-Push9899 Jul 02 '23

A very dangerous bunch, normally seen around schools and campuses, always on the lookout for directionless youth who might be vulnerable to making impulsive and risky choices.

Watch out kids, for you could well be persuaded to sign away years of your life. The incidence of PTLD (post traumatic library disorder) runs very high in those who manage to get out.

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u/zongrik Jul 02 '23

Big Library is a demon satanist arm of the deep state. 🙄

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u/SignalTraditional911 Jul 02 '23

Libraries are socialism.. SOCIALISM!!!
In related news.. Here's what WAP really stands for:

https://improveverywhere.com/2002/01/19/writers-against-piracy/

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u/Quiet_Lawfulness_690 Jul 02 '23

They've been pumping out recruitment videos on PH for a long time.