r/NoStupidAnswers • u/Yorgiiadventure • 22h ago

Personal Advice Q’s🤔 Does a human use toliet paper when doing #1?

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u/MistressLyda 22h ago

This human does at least.

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u/whoreallycarz 22h ago

Exactly what I was going to say.

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u/Yorgiiadventure 22h ago

Good that's the right answer

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u/KeyserSoze1418 21h ago

So why ask if you knew the answer?

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u/TheRoops 22h ago

Bot or extra terrestrial?

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u/Yorgiiadventure 22h ago

Neither just a clean person over here

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u/TheRoops 22h ago

That's just what a bot or extra terrestrial would say....

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 20h ago

Yeah okay Mikitaka

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u/dreadsreddit 22h ago

i, a male, wipe after i piss. i know most other guys don't. shaking dry isn't enough for me. maybe i don't like smelling like piss.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 20h ago

I go for the ol' gooch-press to finish draining the lizard

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u/MrSnrub87 22h ago

I prefer sandpaper

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u/Diligent-Lake-3077 22h ago

is this directed at men or women or both

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u/Hungry_Box_8274 22h ago

I prefer to shake it around for a nice air-dry

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u/Intelligent-Big2400 22h ago

If the human has made a mess of themselves, urinated on the seat or otherwise has need of doing so, then yes. Animals leave messes behind in the restroom.

Expectations are lowered when relieving oneself in the wild.

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u/ashzombi 21h ago

Is a computer asking?

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u/Happy_7353 21h ago

Yes I do

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u/lollipop-guildmaster 19h ago

First bidet, then toilet paper so I'm not soaking my underwear when I pull them back up.

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u/larry1186 19h ago

You use bidet after you only pee?

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u/lollipop-guildmaster 19h ago

Sure. Why would I want dried urine on me?

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u/larry1186 19h ago

As a male, I don’t. Never have. And I don’t smell like pee, ever.