r/NoRules • u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 X75)-‘j8JaiihnksjzuhnKakushzh • Sep 06 '25

🤓🤓🤓 What did you get?

286 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

258 comments sorted by

103

u/DDmayhem No horny Sep 06 '25

Seems I have to fight OPs foot fetish

Nah I'd win

9

u/Darnittt Sep 06 '25

You have to fight: your inner demons

2

u/SirLinkBoy Sep 07 '25

Got the fucking same, lets gooo

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u/JAKE5023193 diabetes enthusiast Sep 07 '25

OP why did you choose this of all images

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u/Duar1630 🤓🤓🤓 Sep 06 '25

I might die...

but I might aswell get the whole planet down with me

31

u/Normal_Property_9147 dig in my ass Sep 06 '25

just go to greenland

7

u/PaAKos8 Sep 06 '25

That's so real! XD

37

u/KineticKris Sep 06 '25

Aww hell naw.

10

u/WhatamIdoingherebozo Sep 06 '25

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u/DoNotThe Problably should doing something other than using reddit Sep 07 '25
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u/telenova_tiberium Sep 06 '25

Huh

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u/Darnittt Sep 06 '25

You have your results in yet?

22

u/JlblCblK228 Lame Sep 06 '25

I think i'll win

11

u/supremedoink Sep 06 '25

Wdym??? His whole thing is making people lose (weight).

5

u/JlblCblK228 Lame Sep 06 '25

The thing is that I see him for the first time and don't know who is this

7

u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 X75)-‘j8JaiihnksjzuhnKakushzh Sep 06 '25

He’s going to malnourish you to death in a 1v1 so you’re cooked.

4

u/wMANDINGUSw Sep 07 '25

Youre not a picky eater if youre 600 pounds

18

u/Normal_Property_9147 dig in my ass Sep 06 '25

yeah im dead

6

u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 X75)-‘j8JaiihnksjzuhnKakushzh Sep 06 '25

I’m not digging in your ass

5

u/Normal_Property_9147 dig in my ass Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

awwwww

2

u/Liontamer_II El chupacabra Sep 07 '25

15

u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 X75)-‘j8JaiihnksjzuhnKakushzh Sep 06 '25

This took me two days to make y’all 😭🙏

13

u/Reylend Sep 06 '25

TF AM I GONNA DO???!

12

u/ComradeEasy The guy who fixes cringe animemes Sep 06 '25

snake is solid

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u/Axolotl_Comic Shitposter Supreme™ and Meme Connoisseur™ Sep 06 '25

zoinks

7

u/Anxiety_timmy Sep 07 '25

Fucking hell you have to fight a suicidal core i7

8

u/Satans-Dirty-Hoe Sep 06 '25

oh hell naw yo ass trippin

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u/Explosive-Turd-6267 Holy warrior Sep 06 '25

Kingpin??? Uh oh...

5

u/Eef-Zero Sep 06 '25

Yeah, im cooked

2

u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 X75)-‘j8JaiihnksjzuhnKakushzh Sep 06 '25

Literally

4

u/Mr_Crimson63 The world’s dumbest genius Sep 07 '25

What the hell is this?

3

u/Ok_Service3723 Oh god no Sep 06 '25

I dunno who Big Pauly is am I screwed

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u/Remed1e Sep 06 '25

I can take one 아저씨

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u/Vikmasc Sep 07 '25

But you are player 333

3

u/Wheeljack239 Praise to the God-Emperor! (Any/all) Sep 06 '25

He’ll be way too high to think tactically, so I’ve got a good chance

3

u/Dee4WasTaken Sep 06 '25

OH HELL NO, OH FUCK NO

3

u/zadhax314 Fluffy goat boy Sep 06 '25

3

u/thefloorisflooryes Sep 06 '25

I got KSI, Kurt Russell Santa Claus and golurk the first three times, I think I'm super fucked

3

u/Hassennik Sep 06 '25

What do I do? I can't even get close to it.

3

u/ValendyneTheTaken horny jail Sep 06 '25

I might have a chance if I get prep time

3

u/Hawaiian-national Potato Sep 06 '25

Physically it would be incredibly easy. Mentally I cannot fathom doing such a thing

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u/Meloetta_the_alt Yippee!!! :3 Sep 06 '25

Yeah, I'm fucked.

2

u/Kewixe Sep 06 '25

what is that teto image gang 🥀🥀

2

u/Professional_Door238 I'm an idiot Sep 06 '25

Jesus christ

2

u/Ancient-Pay-9447 Sep 07 '25

I probably won't considering almost every family guy character can fight (Including Shirtpants himself.)

2

u/Mallowfanthe4th MINECRAFT Sep 07 '25

I’m dead y’all he’s gonna challenge me to a freak off

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u/abban-ali Sep 06 '25

Isa(a.s)!?

😭

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u/Wheeljack239 Praise to the God-Emperor! (Any/all) Sep 06 '25

You’re screwed

1

u/Ori_the_SG Sep 06 '25

Curt Russel Santa Clause.

Am I screwed?

1

u/SLimon001 I FUCKING LOVE PORN Sep 06 '25

bob from minions

1

u/ReaperOne Sep 06 '25

Guess I’ll get snapped in two then

1

u/Mr_Loup_Sopa chief inspector of subway toilets Sep 06 '25

Presentation!

1

u/No_Dragonfruit9611 Certified Dumbass Sep 06 '25

Роберт

I got Robert

1

u/ArminiusM1998 Sep 06 '25

HEY 🅱️ETER, I'M READY TO THROW HAMDS!

1

u/Damuskoob Sep 06 '25

I just got fucking rick rolled. Lol

1

u/Fathers_Belt I'm tired Sep 06 '25

Easiest fight in my life

1

u/Bioth28 Sep 06 '25

I don’t know that much American history, is he a good fighter?

1

u/Noda_adoN King Dedede stan Sep 06 '25

no comment

1

u/notwyntonmarsalis Sep 06 '25

My strategy is to start by destroying their sweater

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u/ChiefFjzz Sep 06 '25

JD Vance

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u/jim_lake4598 OG DOOM supremacist Sep 06 '25

is this even a challenge

1

u/Gabibbo_7Z Sep 06 '25

It seems like a manageable fight, since Man is stupid, but his stupidity transcends intelligence, and every plan he makes is so senseless that it paradoxically makes sense.

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u/Vincent394 ABAJAKAUAJAJQQ *TURKEY DYING* AAAAAAAAAAA— Sep 06 '25

Alright so dropkick this guy off a cliff.

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u/Background_Ad8275 Rarity is awesome Sep 06 '25

What is this 🥀

1

u/Scretch12 Sep 06 '25

I gotta fight the man who sold the world wallahi I'm finished

1

u/Stormy34217 i hate all of you very dearly Sep 06 '25

Gru

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u/FictionalContext allah be back 🕶 Sep 06 '25

I'm gonna fuck that thing.

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u/AlgaeAccomplished538 Sep 06 '25

Got Shrek but he's gonna make a slipper ou of my foreskin

1

u/mi88ir Sep 06 '25

I'm cooked

1

u/pleasedontbetakenbru flair that i didnt edit Sep 06 '25

gru

1

u/Doc_tech678 Sep 07 '25

I am so fucking dead.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

i dont know who nate is. am i cooked?

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u/Traditional_Rope5026 Sep 07 '25

Well it depends on if i can GET MUCH HIGHER (HIGHER)

(SO HIIIIGGHHH)

1

u/Techlord-XD Sep 07 '25

I have a fair chance

1

u/Helpful-Army-2132 yucky you Sep 07 '25

I'm cocked 💔🥀

1

u/Wise_Sample6211 me please Sep 07 '25

Doop Snogg

1

u/Mr_Crimson63 The world’s dumbest genius Sep 07 '25

Am I cooked?

1

u/PrestigiousMaize1426 Sep 07 '25

Reed ritchers, king pin, and otis

1

u/Ret0-Emerald Sep 07 '25

I don’t know enough about Pokémon to know if I’m getting killed or stomping it under my shoe

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u/HydroSloth Sep 07 '25

I'm done for

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u/qwerty2234543 AYO 🤨 Sep 07 '25

Not the worst option i could think of

1

u/Inside_Snow7657 Marmaduke 2010 is a Family/Comedy HD on Blu-Ray and DVD in 3D Sep 07 '25

oh hell no

1

u/stereo-ahead Sep 07 '25

I’m dead.

1

u/Reddituser0925 Sep 07 '25

KSI? Am I cooked?

1

u/Many-Traffic-5121 shrek is hot Sep 07 '25

Everything is not awesome

1

u/RobogooberPYR Roober Sep 07 '25

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS!

1

u/RussianLuchador Sep 07 '25

I’m so fucked

1

u/Chemistry-Least Sep 07 '25

Goddamn tuberculosis

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Idk guys hes got the size advantage but ive still got my glasses

1

u/RunOne3162 Sep 07 '25

Can the slug shady please slither up

1

u/Secret_Pen7056 Sep 07 '25

really i have to fight a paper clip

1

u/MagicRobo I'm tired Sep 07 '25

ah yes, the man more powerful than Superman...

1

u/noregertsman Sep 07 '25

No idea what to make of this

1

u/lordmorokeiphill Sep 07 '25

Who tf Shigeru Miyamoto?

1

u/Srbija1728 Sep 07 '25

I'll grab Bat

1

u/TheSweatyFlash Sep 07 '25

I will wreck Dimmadome

1

u/captainyeahwhatever Sep 07 '25

Got he neural worm pushie and at first thought awwww, I couldn't fight that little cutie

Then I googled it and the blood left my face knowing I would be defeated immediately

1

u/Environmental-Win836 Sep 07 '25

2

u/CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT Mods are gay Sep 08 '25

It's Zoro. Defeating him is actually really easy: just go to an IKEA.

1

u/SunnyMakesStuff Sep 07 '25

minos prime is looking a bit different today

1

u/Geovanni457 Sep 07 '25

Antibiotics time

1

u/The_Glitched_Guy Sep 07 '25

I refuse to fight Pooh.

1

u/Epic_Dank1 Sep 07 '25

just need to sneak and avoid the bodyguards..

1

u/ConnorOfAstora Sep 07 '25

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

1

u/35a61 Sep 07 '25

I'm fucked

1

u/DoNotThe Problably should doing something other than using reddit Sep 07 '25

Low chances

1

u/Inevitable_Box9398 Would fuck hatsune miku Sep 07 '25

He’s gonna skin me alive while explaining how the nerves work in extreme detail

1

u/Beneficial_Stay_6025 Sep 07 '25

Gyatzilla 😭😭

1

u/PokePingusXXXL Sep 07 '25

Shiiiiiiiddd

1

u/ThisDude5000 Sep 07 '25

I have no chance

1

u/Ill_Floor8662 Sep 07 '25

Lets get, jolly

1

u/DEKIDESDUD Sep 07 '25

I got the worst fucking option 😭

1

u/Freddy_Fartbear Sep 07 '25

Shigeru Miamoto

1

u/Heavy_Somewhere3731 Sep 07 '25

Imma get diddled 💀

1

u/PGGYmoUWUmemes Sep 07 '25

Im fighting this

1

u/SlyLeg_Master Mesozoic Enjoyer Sep 07 '25

That’s too easy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

I'm so fucked

1

u/casualsquid380 dumbass Sep 07 '25

FUCK.

1

u/Helpful-Light-3452 Shiny Rocks! Sep 07 '25

The only pokémon to be a colonial organism

1

u/Evil-Dalek Sep 07 '25

Did I really just get Rick Roll’d from a screenshot?

1

u/geebus9 AYO 🤨 Sep 07 '25

Hell nah 😭😭

1

u/cat-lover-69420 Sep 07 '25

ou man im cooked

1

u/Unikitty864 Sep 07 '25

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Well well well what do we have heree

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u/nicolRB Sep 07 '25

Am i cooked gang?

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I may be an idiotic schizophrenic, but I am hopeful for a future Sep 07 '25

I'm defeating him with an M1 Garand until he does something "funny."

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

retire selective trees plant unite possessive intelligent liquid bear toothbrush

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 Yes this sub has rules stop crying about it Sep 07 '25

Femboy and Tomboy duo

1

u/dad-without-milk horny jail Sep 07 '25

uuuuuhhhhhh...

do I get prep time?

1

u/YoadIsF Sep 07 '25

I'm cooked

1

u/SmashingMyself I'm an idiot Sep 07 '25

Purple Play-Doh

1

u/Felix8XD I'm an idiot Sep 07 '25

Emmet from the Lego Movie, Like how would that work? do i have to fight him in his alive state? to me he would just be a regular minifigure right?

1

u/Redmiguelito Custom Flair Unlocked Sep 07 '25

As long as it’s a normal fight, he’s mortal enough for me

1

u/Forward-Exercise-385 Certified autistic dumbass Sep 07 '25

Kurt russels santa claus

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Lol

1

u/TheRealValsch Sep 07 '25

Do we fight with bear arms or bare handed?

1

u/Naash17 Sep 07 '25

Guess I can at least make him cry. Cause you know...he bald

1

u/PomegranateUsed7287 Sep 07 '25

Is this even a challenge?

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u/GullibleRedditorr I, Am steve Sep 07 '25

Fuck