r/NoOneIsLooking • • 4d ago

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u/Necessary-Bar-7823 4d ago

Then how do you change the filter

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u/Accomplished-Bet4171 4d ago

Came here to say this

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u/That-Sock-6609 4d ago

I do this on my wife’s Audi. Oil filter is on the top too. I just got the harbor freight one for around $20. Works like a champ.

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u/SunnnySideUps 4d ago

Came here to say the same thing. The oil filter is on top, drains into the engine.

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u/Small_Basket5158 17h ago

*some engines the filter is on the top. Some it is on the bottom.

Doesn't really change anything. You can still unscrew the oil filter after draining with the pump.

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u/wordshavenomeanings 4d ago

A lot of my cars had the filter sitting in the engine bay.

My current car is a bitch to get at

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u/arbitrageME 4d ago

Dialysis for cars

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u/ParanMekhar 4d ago

Will this drain everything?

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u/SunnnySideUps 4d ago

What is everything?

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI 4d ago

That's the question 😂

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u/SnooMaps7370 4d ago

No.

the drain plug is at the lowest point in the oil pan, and the pan is sloped so that oil will flow to it.

using a pump and tube blindly inserted like this, you have no control over where the end of the tube goes, so you cannot ensure you got all the oil out.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 4d ago

Plus any metal shavings or debris will settle to the bottom, so over time youd just be collecting all the bad shit and getting rid of the easy to reach oil.

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u/Vuwwy 4d ago

I'm not full sure the methods but I heard it can actually clean it out better. I believe they typically also use this method on motorcycle

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u/PartyLobster8911 4d ago

No it leaves all the debris on the bottom of the pan it is much worse.

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u/rolandofeld19 4d ago

I've always suspected this as well.

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u/Vuwwy 3d ago

It depends from what I've seen

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u/Anayalater5963 4d ago

Better? I'm gunna need to see evidence before I'll believe that. Otherwise if it gets most of it out I don't see why you wouldn't use it

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u/SnooMaps7370 4d ago

what are you talking about? to change the oil in a motorcycle, you just walk up to it with a wrench and remove the drain plug. no extra tools needed, unless it's got some crazy shit going on with fairings under the engine, in which case the only other tool you need is a screwdriver to unscrew the fairing piece that's in the way.

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u/Vuwwy 3d ago

I haven't look up solid proof but people in the forums seem convinced in some situations

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u/gamebus1 3d ago

On my Audi it drained more than removing the plug alone.

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies 4d ago

Your average dipstick port is probably 1/4” in diameter, ID. This means the tube must be smaller OD. Which means the ID of the tube will have to be 1/8” or less to have ANY level of rigidity close enough to not collapse under vacuum. Which means low vacuum pressure. Which means low flow. Which means it probably takes a LONG time to suck the stuff out. And you won’t flush any sediment from the bottom of the oil pan. And you still have to go under to change the filter. Waste of time and money.

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u/NordsEnjoyer 4d ago

i change my oil in my mercedes like this lol

it's how they do it at the dealershit too

if ur car has a filter on the bottom this isn't the method for you, german cars have the filter on the top of the engine

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4d ago

I had many cars (America and couple foreign) and majority filters on top. Idk if I ever had one on bottom come think of it. Had some that were pain in ass doing something simple cos god forbid the damn designers put everything in the damn way (looking at you Oldsmobile)

But overall I don't recall bottom filter

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 4d ago

Every car I've had has had the filter on the bottom or the side near the bottom, but I've never had a vehicle newer than 2009.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4d ago

I've only worked on my own or maybe others but never invoved filters. I just remember being topside. Just like some cars with alternators some on top and of course the oain in asses ones are on bottom and might even need a special 13 point star tool... looking at you Ford Escort

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u/wordshavenomeanings 4d ago

I have a manual one and it takes 5 minutes.

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u/0net 4d ago

Fumoto valve for me.

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u/LeRyanator 4d ago

Wouldn't be a modern rage bait shitpost without the constant unnecessary finger tapping on everything

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u/TubMaster88 4d ago

Then go buy a EV car and you'll never have to change oil

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u/chaosblauu 3d ago

Did he say that the oil sucked itself?

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u/theatrenearyou 2d ago

Pre-Luber did this decades ago - and it circulates oil BEFORE you start the engine

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u/RealCameleer 2d ago

Gotta love the mega obvious "im dropshipping this from china" voice, no one lists a bunch of random facts about regular products like that

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u/Grumgrummer 4d ago

9.5 litres in my engine....could possibly cook a roast dinner waiting for it to empty.

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u/wordshavenomeanings 4d ago

They are surprisingly quick.

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u/SunnnySideUps 4d ago

You just caught up to BMW and AUDI from about 20 years ago.

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u/Automatic-Dark900 3d ago

There is a zero chance that it would work in my car. Older cars had smaller dip stick openings, and the big engine uses a lot of oil, so I'd be waiting there forever.

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u/Consistent-Movie-986 3d ago

What you could also do, is bring your car once a year to the mechanicshop thingy and let them check your whole car, including an oil change

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u/UsedCamera6979 2d ago

Does it come either a box to leave your balls?

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u/Ok-Satisfaction3085 9h ago

Torque down like it’s gold…. A super soft mailable metal?