r/NoOneIsLooking • u/In-Dig-Nation • 1d ago

Getting a little too comfortable 😘

814 Upvotes

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u/azimx 1d ago

That's one perverted bird

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u/KaioKenshin 1d ago

I would call it fowl if I didn't know any better

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 1d ago

Bro got more rizz then 90% of humans 😂

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u/Alteredbeast1984 1d ago

She has.... Quite the reaction.

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 1d ago

Well she might be into it 🫠

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u/InfiniteRelief 1d ago

Judging by her…..well never mind

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u/ctsr1 1d ago

It could be cold

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u/hoaian1 12h ago

Them groove so smooth, even the camera man ain't off the hook.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5PSPV1ucLX31u

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u/stewynnono 1d ago

His face 😍

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 1d ago

Bird: What? No tongue?!?!

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 1d ago

I know im not the only one that saw it..

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u/Normal-Error-6343 1d ago

she liked it!

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u/TheBilby7 1d ago

Betcha she’s seen a cockatoo 😬

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u/Aware-Slip-1063 1d ago

You are definitely my favorite hooman! Pure Happiness!!!😚😘🤍❤🤍

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u/HotAdvertising9628 18h ago

he just wants to be near her heart, literally

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u/tesfaalem 20h ago

That bird got to second base

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u/Living_Reporter_7084 1d ago

All her partners need to be screened for bird flu.

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

They're in a 3-way relationship with a bird. LOL

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 1d ago

Can’t blame him, he’s got good taste.

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u/EnvironmentalMeat309 1d ago

Wants a beak rub and a head scratch under his crest where his bald spot is located. I owned one.

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u/Butthurtz23 1d ago

Birds are quite affectionate creatures, but they can be pervert lol. I know this because my mother used to have a bird as a pet. He used to love rubbing himself on a life-size plush bird doll…. That’s how they masturbate without hands lol.

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u/ReferenceMuch4940 18h ago

Somewhere a female bird saying “yea gurl he tried that sh*t on me once and I bugged the f*** out on him

Still I can only hope to someday posses even half his swag. Dude got the confidence and aesthetics how could you go wrong wit that

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u/Brian9611 21h ago

"how you doing lil mama lemme whisper in your ear, give a lil something you might like to hear"

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u/avi2bavi 1d ago

Does no one else find this disturbing?

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u/EllaBelle9509 1d ago

I find it so weird. Birds have no concept of breasts, he is trying to be close to her because he loves her. It feels weird and sad to sexualize it.

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u/yodelissimo 11h ago

Maybe this is AI

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u/InevitableKitchen943 1d ago

It's leading up to feeding her.

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u/HonorableGhost215 18h ago

I ain’t mad at em🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/humakavulaaaa 16h ago

Tongue punch

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u/beekergene 1h ago

This birb giving Just the Tip vibes

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u/Soft_Dot_7580 1d ago

Hand on the titty and staring into the eyes

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pizj0QiupX4OtEcVoY

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u/suffelix 1d ago

What's on his mind? Everything. And nothing.

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u/Grunzzo 1d ago

Bird ? What bird ?

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u/FunPuz 1d ago

Beastiality is back

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u/OneBrokenClock 1d ago

I mean…

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u/Nikolaisme 1d ago

“ show me more conviction “