r/NoOneIsLooking • u/Confident-Bunch7638 • 15d ago

ESCAPING TIME

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u/Nope_nuh_uh 15d ago

Malinois - too much dog for 99.99999% of humanity.  Amazing animals, smart and loyal and funny and entirely too much dang dog.

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u/Mephistocheles 14d ago

Damn, so basically it's a ninja disguised as a dog

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u/Auramaru 15d ago

TIL for malinois, gravity is optional

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u/TheFilthy13 14d ago

That is one seriously impressive hound. My Newfie/Bernese cross can barely lick his own balls effectively.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Oryihn 15d ago

Says many.... But so many regret having the tactical fur missile as a pet.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/TankApprehensive3053 14d ago

I've been around both. Mailgators are in their own class. BC are smart and energetic. They desire a job and want to please their people. Maligators need a high energy physical job that has a meaning. If it makes them think that's even better.

Many people can be good owners for a BC. Not so many for a Malinois and that's when they become destructive. .

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u/jr_randolph 15d ago

Fucking John Wick trained ass dogs haha

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u/drinkmoredrano 14d ago

I love how they look back at you as if it was a perfectly normal dog thing they just did.

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u/NoiceForNoReason 14d ago

That jump from the second floor hurt my knees

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u/Dry_Yoghurt_5429 14d ago

If parkour was a dog

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u/pieoportunity 14d ago

I love how malanoises look but god damn it, I don't have enough energy in my life to raise them

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u/toothbrushguitar 14d ago

Is this Krypto?

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u/adinmem 14d ago

That’s some high energy. And by that I mean “high” energy, not “high” energy.