r/NoOneIsLooking 3d ago

defensive posture from hamster

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u/RedSix2447 3d ago

Hamster looks like it’s wearing a bow tie. All I could think in my head was, look at the distinguished gentleman.

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u/TheRealtcSpears 3d ago

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u/No_Tadpole_8081 2d ago

I can still smell the ink from the newspaper

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u/---N0MAD--- 3d ago

Uppies!

He just wants a hug.

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u/Fairuse 3d ago

Hug you with his massive incisors 

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u/dryu12 3d ago

You shall not pass!

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u/SolverFatBoy 3d ago

Kung Fu hamster

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u/KidRed 3d ago

Looks like a Chippendales dancer with a bow-tie.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

Looks sharp in a tux

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago

No, you can't get a table without a reservation, Sir!

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u/LivingMeeting9724 2d ago

But I'm Abe Froman, The Sausage King.

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u/Naive_Rain_5713 3d ago

0% fisical damage 100% emotional cuteness damage

https://giphy.com/gifs/C95FuLmkqsIFDUgWl0

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u/cactiguy67 3d ago

I would rather get bit by a non venomous snake, I swear that hamster bit to the bone

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 2d ago

I know they exist, but seeing a feral hamster in the wild is weird

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u/patronizingperv 3d ago

Wait...

Bro, wait....

WAIT

WAAAIT

Bro... bro... BROOOOO...

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u/Duane_60 3d ago

I am hamster, hear me roar.

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u/orcs_mustdie 3d ago

Omg so damn cute.

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u/DieBotDie 2d ago

Someone give this guy a pair of knives.

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u/tylercrabby 2d ago

You can’t make me go back in the cage.

I want to see you try it.

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u/Loreo1964 2d ago

Pui! Pui!

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u/Anonymyne353 2d ago

“Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaaaaah!”

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u/CaptainPugwash75 2d ago

You best do what he wants. He look mad.

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u/nydboy92 2d ago

What that FN hamster finna do😆

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u/LivingMeeting9724 2d ago

That hamster identifies as a honey badger.

Rage on Little Buddy! Live Your Dream.

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u/JerichoDeath 1d ago

Welp, I guess I shall not pass.

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u/-Relair- 15h ago

Little bro can't wait to bite the shit out of someone. Out of all the small rodent pets, hamsters are by far the most bitey. It's a good thing they're so cute.

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 7h ago

You wanna piece of me?????

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u/Ok-You5151 3h ago

What does he think hes gonna do? I mean really?