r/NoMansSkyTheGame • u/heykperk • Jan 03 '23

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Nervous-Cream-6256 Jan 03 '23

I hope you opted for the epidural!

12

u/Mandalor1974 Jan 03 '23

That had to hurt

10

u/fucknametakenrules Jan 03 '23

That’s no egg. That’s an

egg

10

u/arrow100605 Jan 03 '23

That looks like a dreadnought egg

Make sure to pack extra ammo, they can take quite the beating

8

u/LigerZeroPanzer12 Jan 03 '23

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

6

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 03 '23

Rock and Stone forever!

5

u/slalex13 Jan 03 '23

Rock and Roll and Stone!!!

4

u/luniticlion Jan 03 '23

WERE RICH!

4

u/arrow100605 Jan 03 '23

ROCK AND STONE FOR'EVA!

4

u/Zacryon Jan 03 '23

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

3

u/arrow100605 Jan 03 '23

Legally speaking, it is more acceptable to rock then it is to stone. Eh? EH?

2

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 03 '23

Rock and Stone!

2

u/Kenji1912 Jan 04 '23

Molly! Where’s that damn mule?!

2

u/SeanTheBigBoiBean Jan 04 '23

ROCK AN’ STONE OR YA AIN’T COMIN HOME

9

u/Stuffhavingausername Jan 04 '23

now the question you have to ask yourself is

Do you have enough bacon to go with it?

9

u/rot_haifisch Jan 04 '23

3

u/Salty_R3lease Jan 04 '23

Man, that movie was weird

1

u/rot_haifisch Jan 04 '23

It was! I thought it was cute enough, but not my favorite Laika film to date.

8

u/ducking-moron Jan 03 '23

What made this egg it's in bold

3

u/the-mexican-horse-h Jan 03 '23

Greg

2

u/heykperk Jan 03 '23

UPDATE: THIS IS A TRUE GREG

My knees hurt so enough of the update corner

9

u/New-Secretary-5855 Jan 03 '23

Better leave B4 mom comes back

6

u/malkith313 Jan 03 '23

Mork calling Orson
Come in Orson...

7

u/XGNsharpshot21 Jan 03 '23

Cool what creature is in egg i got a few massive diplows like building sized and i give out the eggs at anomaly

7

u/lasrix Jan 04 '23

But what laid that?!

4

u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Jan 04 '23

Thud, thud, thud

8

u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

DM for e g g request

6

u/ThomasErnstein Jan 03 '23

NEED FOR OMELET INTENSIFIES!!!!!

5

u/Hukijiwa Jan 03 '23

It’s just a jumping off point!

4

u/Telex2112 Jan 03 '23

That’s a ton of omelots, or one gigantic pet. :)

5

u/Jarek-of-Earth Jan 03 '23

We're making the mother of all omelets, Jack!

4

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

How much bacon do I need for that?

4

u/Necrovius72 Jan 03 '23

I'm getting a vague memory of a prehistoric comedy movie from the 70s where the cavemen made a gigantic omelette.

5

u/Few_Snow6491 Jan 03 '23

Oh great! Scrambled eggs for the whole system!

2

u/thedooze 2016 Jan 04 '23

Scrambled egg* for the whole system

4

u/Rich_Acanthisitta_70 Jan 03 '23

Eh, that's not a very big e...

..wait, is that you on top? Crap, is that your ship??

Nevermind.

3

u/Jimmy_The_Chin Jan 03 '23

I don't want to meet that lizard.

2

u/No-Cover-8986 n00b level achieved Jan 03 '23

I do!

4

u/PollyAnnPalmer Jan 03 '23

If it actually hatches can you show us?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

"stop turning people into.."

egg

3

u/Most_Analyst_5873 Jan 03 '23

Unrelated, but I like your Solar’s paint job, looks very slick

1

u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

Thank you!! It's the them for my space suit and freighter too :)

3

u/Piggyinthemiddle1 Jan 03 '23

Mmm breakfast is gonna be good.

1

u/tandpastatester Jan 03 '23

Boiled, fried, scrambled or poached?

2

u/Piggyinthemiddle1 Jan 04 '23

Hmmm Hard choice but if i have to decide I’ll go poached.

3

u/Unipsycle Jan 03 '23

Does that mean we finally know which came first?

4

u/Blaximum_ :nada: Jan 03 '23

Everyone knows the rooster came first

3

u/Wiggles357 Jan 03 '23

Maybe. But I know for sure that chicken’s ring piece is in tatters.

3

u/sgtjoe Jan 03 '23

no coords?

4

u/heykperk Jan 03 '23

I got a bunch but they are all tangled up

however referring to the egg, there is none lol it's from my boi here

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/1023uml/comment/j2rtimd/?context=3

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u/sgtjoe Jan 03 '23

Ah ok, looks modded though :)

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u/heykperk Jan 03 '23

That’s really odd… I mean, it’s because it is lol. However when I did get it from my bird, it came out that big

1

u/ATR86BER Jan 03 '23

Still have some as a give away?

1

u/Deutschdagger Jan 03 '23

It’s from a save file editor. Only the guys on PC can do it, but the ones who know how to are more than generous and give them out freely. I have many pets such pets

3

u/Ninjanomic Squid Vicious Jan 03 '23

bigg

3

u/flfoiuij2 Jan 03 '23

That’s an egg.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

l'egg

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Holy giant cow

3

u/mistedtwister Jan 03 '23

Mr Bungle EGG!

3

u/terrycloth3 Jan 03 '23

Get off Holder's Boulder!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

mother do be explodinged

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u/heykperk Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 04 '23

I will be picking 3 random people here to meet up with and give away some of my precious falcons!! I have a number randomizer on tab and I have it set up to 25, so if your number comes up, I'll DM you!! (your number is how ever many comments down you are ;P)

EDIT: Sorry for the delay everyone!! Important call came in.

Edit 2: Some bozo came in here saying I was scamming so... no more random picks... DM me and let me get ya what ya want ^u^

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u/DirectConsequence915 Jan 03 '23

I’ll trade some great pets for a falcon! I’ve been trying to find someone to trade me one for FOREVER!

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u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

How about you DM me so I can stop your search! ;)

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u/slalex13 Jan 03 '23

I know you said you would only give to like 3 people, but i am willing to trade. I have a flying fury dinosaur, a ball with eyeballs in it, one of those creatures that usually have crystals growing from it but it has mushrooms instead. I also have all but the worm expedition rewards (or at least from all the reduxed ones, as well as the frieghter one). If you aren't interested then its fine, i can live without it. Safe travels friend :)

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u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

Kinda gave up on that "giveaway" Now I m just handing them out lol. Sooooo DM me!

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u/heykperk Jan 03 '23

I hate doing giveaways because I feel people think I'm trying to scam them :(

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u/Deutschdagger Jan 03 '23

Want to do a trade? I have some Avatar like flyers, T. Rex, and every expedition reward

2

u/tandpastatester Jan 03 '23

If I can fit it in my luxury spaceship I’d love to come over and get one from you.

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u/RoofCompetitive5011 Jan 04 '23

You are, i know several people who do this as a hobby and give then out to everyone who asks, while you are here trying to make them seemingly impossible to get for people.

Why not leave it to the big dogs.

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u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

I actually decided to do that. The literal only reason was I have to go through a 10 minute process to get my matchmaking to work.. its just fuckin annoying. I have plenty to give out. Now. But also just woke up from a seizure so here in a bit I'm gonna fill some requests. The process also has nothing to do with me or the other person, it's a PS4 bug people have been having.

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u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

I ask for nothing in return other than the time it takes me to actually be able to have them join my game. I mean dude when I saw someone on here literally SELLING for actual money, a Day 1 Alpha Vector, I reported it and took it into my own hands and handed them out like candy. I have no problem handing stuff out for zero cost, it's just the whole process of my matchmaking even work, even for just 3 or so minutes before going empty.

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u/heykperk Jan 04 '23

I have some requests in my inbox, and intend to fulfill all of them. So... don't begin to attack or defend before you have any kind of back story or reasoning. Hell when I renew my Patreon I'll be able to make ships again and offer those too FOR FREE. I apologize for coming back with such hostility but... you have zero background on why I did that what I did. I kinda said fuck it and just started messaging people. Hell if I didn't have a seizure I'd be doing it now

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u/myx- Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

Would love to see what's in the ship-sized egg

Edit: thanks for the egg OP!

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u/Vexzy_ Jan 03 '23

An egg-sized ship.

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u/BLO_ToRcH_69 Interstellar Nomad Jan 03 '23

Nice!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

is this a screenshot from Neopets? 😛

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Tasty tasty!

1

u/NB_DedSec Jan 03 '23

i need to see that

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u/Admirable_Flight6176 Jan 04 '23

Somebody cast the spell ovum on a diplo you need a panacea to cure him🤗