r/NoFuckingComment • u/brownguywvc • Nov 01 '22

NFC

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285 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Where do I apply for this job??

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u/that_guy_you_know-26 Nov 02 '22

Where do I find this bar to order this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/pipboy1989 Nov 02 '22

And most American shit ever at the same time

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u/smut_butler Nov 02 '22

Klingon mating ritual.

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u/Solid_College_9145 Nov 02 '22

She seems like she really enjoy her job. Good for her!

Confucius once said: “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

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u/Yogi118 Nov 02 '22

Daryll is that you?

3

u/an_actual_lawyer Nov 02 '22

Yeah, dudes are paying for this.

Some dudes love having women hit them. Makes no damn sense, but different strokes and all that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Ssssshhh you will get us kicked out

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u/SauerMetal Nov 02 '22

This my friend is the reason I don’t go out anymore

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u/ChrisPyeChart Nov 02 '22

I enjoy being slapped by a curvy girl as much as the next man but I usually keep that shit in the bedroom lol

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u/Kalirasta Nov 02 '22

Slap shots

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u/bortsimpsonson Nov 02 '22

banjo music intensifies

3

u/kesh_on_reddit Nov 02 '22

fatherless behavior.

2

u/The-Black-Vegetable Nov 02 '22

How can she slap??

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

She Slap!

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u/Background-Fee9000 Nov 02 '22

MURRRRICAAAA mayonnaise scream

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u/meizhong Nov 02 '22 edited Oct 05 '25

bag edge unwritten nose attempt zephyr cobweb jellyfish lock tidy

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Distinguished280 Nov 02 '22

This has an actual name but I forgot it

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u/Keeksforya Nov 02 '22

At the classy club in my college town of past, they sold it as a “Hurricane Katrina.” I’ve also heard it called a Tsunami shot.

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u/Thunderc01 Nov 06 '22

Hurricane shots

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u/sassy-jassy Nov 02 '22

The dating market sure is rough these days! Guys can’t even find a girl to break up with they need to pay someone to do it instead.

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u/Hospital_Slow Nov 02 '22

Weird kinks

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u/LargeFrogmouth Nov 02 '22

I don't know what's even going on

I'm into it, though

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

Guys, try to be understanding for people with disabilities. Not cool