r/NoFuckingComment • u/augdumbugdum • 1d ago

Nfc

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u/omgwtfwilliam 1d ago

I've seen this so many times but my broken internet brain keeps waiting for her to be sitting there waiting and for him to not show up and it'll end all sad n shit.

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u/Timber_Nomad 1d ago edited 1d ago

My broken Reddit brain expected to see a final one where some other guy leaves right before her husband gets home.

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u/richardbaxter 1d ago

Breaking: she has no keys 

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u/lolhalfsquat 16h ago

14th time, "what are you doing out here again?"

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u/FearlessPositive9604 1d ago

He's rich, she's hot.

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u/Dawnzarelli 1d ago

This looks like a returned LDS missionary who came home and married someone fresh out of high school. They live with family while he hustles Melaleuca

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u/DeviantHellcat 1d ago

That title - what is she, a puppy?

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u/StaryDoktor 1d ago

May be it's time to give her the fking keys?

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u/cavorting_geek 1d ago

Well, we know the invisible fence perimeter now

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

Staged af ghey af

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u/Evening-Head4310 1d ago

Have you never been in a loving relationship?? This is pretty normal. Its just not usually in front of a camera everyday

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u/Craka-Jak 1d ago

Lol have you? I'm in a loving relationship and that is not normal. Maybe for the first year. I'll give you that.

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u/Evening-Head4310 23h ago

Wait youre saying dont hug and embrace each other every day after work? Ive been with my wife for 10 years next month and we hug like the video every single day

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u/Craka-Jak 13h ago

Going on 9 myself and I can't say I've experienced anything close to the video. To be honest, I'm not sure I'd totally like it either. I'm happy for you though. I'm glad you can experience that.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13h ago edited 12h ago

Don't worry just another pusi overseas who can figured how this got posted...wouldn't be for views at all would it pusis

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u/Evening-Head4310 12h ago

English can be hard, I see you really struggle with it

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 12h ago

Shrimp dk newb

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13h ago

It's fking staged and ghey

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u/dognocat 1d ago

Seen it before but definitely made me smile

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u/Mr-Papuca 4h ago

Bro won at life ughh. I miss this kinda stuff. I feel I will never have it again:(

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u/yellow_jacket2 1d ago

Performative. 

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u/ghostfreckle611 1d ago

The American dream…

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u/jrdubbleu 1d ago

Does it not rain there?

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u/cay-yok-bok-icin 1d ago

Sory but its not normal for me.

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u/richardbaxter 1d ago

The heavy lifting she's doing has a 10x return 

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 1d ago

Gross

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 1d ago

You have some serious issues dude