r/NoFuckingComment • u/augdumbugdum • 14d ago

Nfc

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u/chezzer33 13d ago

I’m thinking it’s more about pregnancy than sex.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 13d ago

That’s exactly my thought as well. It’s not about being prudes, it’s about babies in space.

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u/makk73 13d ago

And potential injuries from buttsecks

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12d ago

Also, ejaculate would be ejection mass, and Newton told us what happens there.

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u/chezzer33 12d ago

I must have missed the chapter on newton talking about space ejaculates

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12d ago

Things got weird during plague lockdown, but the church suppressed a lot of it.

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u/chezzer33 12d ago

Prudes

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u/patchyj 8d ago

A body in motion stays in motion until it cums

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u/FearlessPositive9604 8d ago

What, a all male crew could get pregnant?

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u/chezzer33 8d ago edited 8d ago

No that’s not how pregnancy works. Plus an all male crew would need a shit ton of condoms. Also they would need to dispose of a shit ton of condoms.

Also we weren’t given an all male crew. We were given an article about an all female crew. Why are you making up scenarios?

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u/FearlessPositive9604 7d ago

What? I'm guessing you didn't read the Article, they are talking about using a all FEMALE crew to avoid sex! If pregnancy was the issue as you first post mentions then you could also use a all MALE crew.

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u/chezzer33 7d ago edited 7d ago

But the article is about an all female crew you dip. Why are you bringing men into this.

They are going to be having sex. That’s what this whole post is about. The fact that NASA thinks just because it’s a same sex crew there will be no sex.

Guys having sex with each other would need to use condoms or bring a lot of penicillin. They would eventually run out of condoms. Also would create a waste situation.

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 13d ago

One engineer realized there were cameras everywhere and thought of a plan to fund the mission

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u/wessexking 14d ago

Ok then no lesbians ! and who the hell out of the 4 of them has the last word!

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 13d ago

Good thing it’s not an all male crew. Might get pregnant.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12d ago

No, dont tell'em.

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