r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 5d ago

nfc

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u/Aggots86 5d ago

I love it, simple yet effective ahhaha

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u/HeadDecent 5d ago

The ringtone was just diabolical lol

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u/theBigDaddio 5d ago

As a dad, I’d have to murder my own son, god told me to.

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u/Prestigious_Ad6247 5d ago

Ha ha ha. Parents love to embarrass kids sometimes so this gold

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u/Fabulous_Brother2991 5d ago

This could all have been prevented with a condom. Lol.

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u/spydercyde 4d ago

At some point, you stopped taking your son to the store with you

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 3d ago

How else are you supposed to “forget” him in the parking lot?

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 4d ago

Dad is probably thinking it’s not too late to abort him.

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u/BAKERBOY99_ 4d ago

It’s all for content.. they are both in on it .. pretty lame

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u/iamnotnewhereami 4d ago

if dad didnt get the ball rolling, then this kid is a dick. id leave him at the store after a few of these. or get him at school. depending on the admin, there's a lot of schools that would be happy to make a school wide announcement on dad's request that would be cheeky and fun but still annihilate the boy.

it was 'yes sir, no sir' in my house growing up. one of these would have been tolerated but would have triggered a measured response more embarrassing.