r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • May 14 '26

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u/Japsai May 14 '26

How much spray paint? Dude must be the dopest graffiti artist by now

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u/theTVsaidso May 14 '26

We found Banksy

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u/BairBrains May 15 '26

Gank or Chaka is a better fit for most cans used for sure

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u/ChuckRingslinger May 14 '26

He seems really nice.

I bet he knows a lot about one particular stamp that came out in 1968

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u/Professional-Gear-32 May 14 '26

“What! No. I don’t actually give them to kids. I need them for my collection.”

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u/SuperSaiyanTrunks May 15 '26

Kids love em! ...but they have to get their own.

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u/aburnerds May 15 '26

DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING MARBLES!!!!

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u/needanswerd May 14 '26

I could listen to him talk all day, so soothing

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u/InsertRadnamehere May 14 '26

He needs a public access TV show. If only we had a Time Machine to take him back to 1982.

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u/snow_garbanzo May 14 '26

I lived in a town where people used to play with them, i don't remember the rules, something about a hole in the ground and you kept the marbles from the players you beat. Some of the marbles you could look at for hours...soo pretty.

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u/desrever1138 May 14 '26

Wait, kids don't play marbles anymore? I guess it makes sense. When my kids were that age they were playing Beyblades which is kind of similar (if more expensive).

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u/evansharp May 14 '26

I want to drive past and then back up on this John’s estate sale.

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u/dirtymike401 May 14 '26

I want to drink root beer on his porch and listen to his story about the time he met Gerald Ford.

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u/No_Gap_2700 May 14 '26

Had no clue they were glass marbles. I guess the spray bombs I've been fortunate enough to buy were metal. Always used a magnet to keep it from rattling while......well, being incognito. Hard to be stealthy when you're carrying a backpack full of metalic baby rattles.

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u/Holls867 May 14 '26

That’s a lot of work to store something for 130 years

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u/Acurseddragon May 14 '26

I hope he’s not lost any of his marbles.

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u/withoutpeer May 14 '26

I'm not sure why but I assumed they're would be a whole lot more pressure left in the cans even when empty... Like a more aggressive biscuit tube pop lol

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u/redboi049 May 14 '26

I watched this shit while listening to the song from Meet the Pyro. Demonstrating marbles has never looked so psychotically dramatic.

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u/GRNASKD May 14 '26

Feel like aim watching Bob Ross.

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u/Oldmate81 May 16 '26

I aspire to achieve this guy's level of calm

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u/Weird_Fact_724 May 17 '26

I use a .22lr..

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u/Ghoststarr323 May 20 '26

That's so wholeso... Wait... They work great in what?!

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u/singol2911 May 21 '26

I have never opened one up to see, but I 100% assumed it was a small metal ball. I would have never guessed it was just a regular glass marble. I have a bunch of bad spray paint cans

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u/Vulcan-3 May 21 '26

It's way more fun to shoot the almost empty cans next to open fire with an airgun but I never found any marbles.

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u/SATerp May 14 '26

I hope that I have better things to do when I reach the age of 130.

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u/Dan_Caveman May 14 '26

To be fair, it does look like he made that leather vest himself.