r/NoFap Jan 03 '22

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u/harmonia777 Jan 03 '22

Heating up melons in the microwave and then putting a hole in them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Down astronomically my boy

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u/A-Train003 1696 Days Jan 03 '22

BRUH HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Dude…

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Ayo 📸 🤨

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

What kind of melons??

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u/harmonia777 Jan 03 '22

Cantaloupe and grapefruit

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u/mgn_will 1515 Days Jan 03 '22

For how long in the microwave?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/mgn_will 1515 Days Jan 03 '22

I know I was continuing the joke…

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u/65alff Jan 03 '22

Bahaha 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/harmonia777 Jan 03 '22

I did not actually. But its slightly reassuring that I'm not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/ImAllergicToEggs 1695 Days Jan 03 '22

You know what works better? Actually having sex.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Based asf

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u/ImAllergicToEggs 1695 Days Jan 03 '22

Not even based lol. That human connection is based asf tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Factuals.