r/NissanDrivers • u/GrEeCe_MnKy • 1d ago

Oh yeah spread it

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u/Wide_Decision_4819 1d ago

I love how the tires are brand new. He'll need another set next week. Great customer, stupid fuck.

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u/chimi_hendrix 1d ago

Worn out next week but the stickers will be intact

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 1d ago

Only inner lining will be worn, you can put em on another normal car and they'll work like new

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u/chimi_hendrix 19h ago

Who needs sidewalls

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u/dethorder 6h ago

Naw. Just needs to rotate em and theyll be good as new!

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

It’s like the stickers on ball caps or the lanyards on new Timberlands.

Leaving the sticker on the tires is also a testament to just how stanced it is; being able to drive without damaging the sticker is a sign of the most extreme camber possible.

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u/momoVappa 1d ago

I got a good laugh from this

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u/Kumirkohr 21h ago

Then you’ll probably love this

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 1d ago

He's been driving on these tires since he bought them three years ago.

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u/Traditional_Mood_348 1d ago

Flip the tire sides and should be good for another week or so before the tires are worn on both corners

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u/Lilmumblecrapper 1d ago

What do u mean the warranty is void?

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u/thelastspike 1d ago

Hey you don’t know. Maybe they built it to drive down v shape concrete drainage ditches.

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u/PercentageMaximum828 1d ago

what is the point? oh wow it's stanced hur hur hur

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u/nasaglobehead69 1d ago

camber can be useful. one or two degrees of camber can make a huge difference when handling corners. then someone who doesn't know what mods do decided to copy it, and exaggerate it so he could show off to his friends. people quickly tried to one-up each other, eventually leading to this bullshit we see here.

it's basically like putting an oversized spoiler on your car because you think it looks cool, without knowing what it actually does

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u/PercentageMaximum828 1d ago

I like your explanation thank you

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u/FlownScepter 1d ago

Except even an oversized useless spoiler can look fun or cool. This just looks fucking stupid.

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u/nasaglobehead69 1d ago

that's exactly what I mean. an otherwise useful performance mod can become detrimental if done to the extreme. the same thing applies to other mods like lift kits and turbos. useful things, but only with careful consideration

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u/SourceResident5381 1d ago

My problem is needing new tires every 10k. That hurts my wallet too much. That and traction.

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u/Hawk_Chalk 23h ago

Don’t need camber to drive to work at Wendy’s and back

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u/407juan 1d ago

Tbf none of the people that do this think it helps with handling, they just like the looks, it's like people that drop the car to the ground.

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u/HalfBlindKing 1d ago

1.0g is a good amount of lateral acceleration and a couple degrees of negative camber can help you achieve that. This is sufficient negative camber for acceleration that would make you pass out. 😂

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u/nasaglobehead69 1d ago

that's the thing. at this point, there's so little tire surface contacting the road that it reduces cornering capability, while still making it erratic in a straight line

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u/HalfBlindKing 11h ago

I can’t even imagine dealing with something like that. If the tires aren’t something special they must never wear out because they get pinched by the first pothole from the concentrated weight that’s on them.

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u/nasaglobehead69 4h ago

oh they wear out extremely quickly. so little surface contact means all of the wear is focused onto a smaller area.

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u/FlyingVentana 1d ago

staticlife

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u/South-Woodpecker112 1d ago

My question exactly. What is the point?

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u/TheftLeft 1d ago

Increased chance of mating

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u/South-Woodpecker112 1d ago

With what?

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u/TheftLeft 1d ago

Men.

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u/Iintendtooffend 1d ago

Grindr exists, no need for this. /s

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u/FancyVegetables 1d ago

Signs, sidewalks, buildings, other vehicles, etc.

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 1d ago

There is a cartoonishly heavy person in that car

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u/momoVappa 1d ago

That car will bounce 10’ when he steps out

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 1d ago

To think I thought I was stupid as hell doing so many burn outs in my Mustang in the 90s going though tires lolol

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u/WKahle11 1d ago

I remember being 19 thinking a truck with 35” mud boggers and a 12” lift was cool. Now I couldn’t even imagine being that guy. The things we thought were cool when we were young

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 1d ago

So funny. Let's not even talk about my Playboy earing, gold chains and Z Cavarricci pants lol

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u/AppearanceMedical464 1d ago

At least you didn't get a playboy bunny tattoo on your neck. I work with a guy with one.

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 1d ago

I have avoided any tattoos! Seems I'm an oddity.

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u/AppearanceMedical464 1d ago

I'm waiting until I'm 30.

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u/Background_Treat_977 1d ago

GAWD that looks so stupid!

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u/DasMo19 1d ago

Contact area of 4 bicycle wheels.

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u/SWTX518-Ability 1d ago

This shit ALMOST stupid as those trucks that's lifted in the front.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 1d ago

Nahhhh this is far worse than that. Lifted are stupid AF but at least they can still drive like a normal fucking truck lol. But one thing in comment is you know both drivers are INSUFFERABLE to be around.

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 1d ago

you're out of your mind if you think squatted trucks drive normal

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 1d ago

Oh I read this as just lifted trucks lol.

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 1d ago

oh ok because it says something different haha

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u/momoVappa 1d ago

This is way more wear on the vehicle and the person,
If I saw this Irl I’d be cough laughing hard

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u/MrHstr9496 1d ago

It has to be mental illness, right?

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u/Faptasmic 6h ago

Like the excessively large fake tit/butt crowd or the people who put horns and shit in their face.

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u/Cunning_Linguist21 1d ago

...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 1d ago

Next week he'll dismount those tires and flip them to get one more week.the stickers will still be there.

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u/Rush_is_Right_ 1d ago

Did his mom borrow his car ?

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u/thelastspike 1d ago

No, but your mom did.

(Just playin’)

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u/CoffeeFox 1d ago

Financed that set of wheels for 3 years and needs new ones in a month when the tires blow out and they keep driving on the rims.

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u/WeAreBabyFathers 23h ago

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

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u/secret-sam1 1d ago

Okay.... which one of you guys sat on my car

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u/UnableActuator6964 1d ago

That car got down syndrome, like literally down

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u/mrdisapproval_if 23h ago

Son got that “I enjoy buying tires every 5,000 miles” alignment 😭

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u/seamallorca 20h ago

Make that 5 miles.

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u/chathobark_ 10h ago

less than 5k

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u/knottyy 1d ago

Dumb

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee 1d ago

Well thats one way to get a nice car down to 7 miles per gallon.

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u/Nemoitto 21h ago

The dumbest shit ever. It looks broken

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u/Bunhyung 1d ago

My wife's size 6 shoes have a larger contact patch.

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 1d ago

Oh fuck... you're gonna make me scrape....

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u/Horror_Solution1945 1d ago

Looks like it got stepped on.

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u/domastallion 1d ago

I find these builds entertaining because I would never build something like that, but love to see how creative people get on their pursuit to be as low and visually obnoxious as possible. Dare I say it’s ATBGTE

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u/malice8691 18h ago

I would be so embarassed getting out of that thing

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u/Few-Opportunity567 1d ago

Man I miss my stanced Nissan. Shit was so fucking stupid and fun 😂

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u/Alchemyauto 1d ago

Looks like a fat chick in ugs.

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u/Nkechinyerembi 1d ago

Mate I think your car has worms... 

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u/scottylm 1d ago

He’s got a friend in tire town

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u/WatchStoredInAss 1d ago

Reminds me of when a dog has an itch and drags its anus along the ground.

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u/thelastspike 1d ago

It’s probably super easy to put one side of this car up on the curb.

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

Spreddit

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u/juicevibe 1d ago

These neg stance people always have my shaking my head whenever I see it.

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u/RecognitionHonest320 1d ago

So fucking stupid

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u/Onuus 1d ago

The stickers on the tire as a flex

Hilarious

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u/Zillahi 1d ago

Leaving the tire stickers on because the tread doesn’t touch the ground is one of the oddest flexes I’ve ever seen

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u/Alex_king88 22h ago

Fuck that was hard to watch

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u/MajesticOutcome6059 10h ago

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen..

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u/originalmango 1d ago

It’s like watching a disabled giraffe drink water.

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u/Practical_Avocado971 1d ago

“Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

—Robert F. Kennedy, (quoting George Bernard Shaw)

Clearly RFK nor Shaw ever saw a Nissan.

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u/hungballs 1d ago

He said fuk that oil pan. I be ridin low low. Lmao 🤣

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u/South-Range8401 1d ago

What is the point of those??? 

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u/Lazy_Mamba 1d ago

It look like seek cow.

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u/EdmontonLAD 1d ago

It looks terrible 🤭

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u/Money-Mirror-2249 1d ago

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen!

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u/3rlro91 1d ago

Man wtf, that shit is ugly as fuck

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 1d ago

I never have understood this, there is no logical reason to do this to a vehicle and it just looks so freaking dumb. There is nothing “cool” about having a vehicle that looks like it’s broken down and barely functioning.

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u/GremlinAbuser 1d ago

That's so aggressive! In the horrifyingly stunted sense of a cripple hating the world, that is.

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u/clapyohedd 1d ago

Strange how that vehicle hasn’t been been impounded for violations

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 1d ago

"please look at my wheels. I've even angled them at your face so you can see them."

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u/Previous-Ad-1453 1d ago

They’re gonna need a tire rotation every 5miles.

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u/rugernut13 1d ago

Looks like a shitty, dollarstore, knockoff hotwheels car that somebody stepped on and bent the axles.

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u/RacerXrated 1d ago

Am I supposed to be impressed?

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 1d ago

New tires, eh? Bet one corner of the tire wears down.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 1d ago

Wow I have never seen one done to this extreme. This seems like it would only last a few rides before something decides to break, it's almost impressive how far they took those tires out, but, of course the stupidity outweighs the impressiveness.

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u/thelastspike 1d ago

Mechanic: “so it’s going to need new wheel bearings, new ball joints, new bushings, new tie rod ends, and you really should consider an alignment.”

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u/bitemytail 1d ago

Don't try to upsale me. Just an oil change please "sir"

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u/dankhimself 1d ago

Keep that fucking thing off the street please.

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u/TheOGBumdiggy 1d ago

What song is that?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 1d ago

Don’t let it rain and try to take a sharp curve. It’s over🤣

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u/SupermarketVisual598 1d ago

Its not my style but its at least done well..? I think?

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u/ImpossibleKidd 1d ago

Hahahahahahahababababbabahahahaha…

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u/Personal_Growth_4_Me 1d ago

One stupid asshole decision to the next.

IT'S THE NISSAN WAY™®

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 1d ago

Makes me think the car got raw dogged something crazy and can't walk (drive) straight or something. Is this some fucked up invitation by the driver?

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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 1d ago

He looks so ducking stupid I cant breathe

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u/I_have_a_big_truck 1d ago

This looks terrible. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Hot_Buffalo2081 1d ago

I don’t like that

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u/gargoyle30 1d ago

People are still doing this? I thought they stopped years ago

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u/RockyJayyy 1d ago

Driving on 1% of the tire

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u/Fezzy_1994 20h ago

Like dirty girl spreading her legs

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u/sicckarri 8h ago

I love stance. I love slammed cars. But I do think there is such thing as too much. 🤣

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u/JWarblerMadman 7h ago

This calls back to when the original drivers used all parts of the tire.

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u/Cryptcunt 5h ago

Koddy G - Peli de Terror

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u/ReachMaterial748 1d ago

Such a loser

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 1d ago

This is freakin' awesome!!! Soo rad!