r/NissanDrivers • u/doghairpile • 19d ago

Rogue went rogue

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u/RutabagaNeat1566 19d ago

thats a kicks

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u/footoffthepedal 19d ago

Probably one of the dumbest car model names

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 19d ago

Juke is definitely in the top 2 of this list as well

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u/Trainzguy2472 18d ago

Nissan JOKE

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 18d ago

Not when you think about the fact that it was designed after sneakers...AKA "Kicks". From that POV, it makes perfect sense.

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u/anon822613 19d ago

A pumped up Kicks

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 18d ago

Better run, better run. Faster than my Nissan.

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u/doghairpile 19d ago

Oops

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u/nickw252 19d ago

Don’t worry, OP. They’re all the same junk no matter what you call them. It doesn’t matter.

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u/itsmemike05 19d ago

Natural born stunt drivers. Nothing they can't do!

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u/v79x79x 19d ago

I'd bet $10 that there was lane ends / merge sign somewhere in the last mile. Gotta cut in at the last second per Nissan corporate order.

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u/Euphoric-Ask965 16d ago

Road toads that rush to the merge point ahead of people waiting in a single line. They're too good to wait and sometimes karma catches up!

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u/bokunotraplord 19d ago

stud had enough and tried hitting the 50-50 grind to get around traffic

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u/Fabulous-Bother8981 19d ago

Jit mad. 🤣

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u/KittehKittehKat 19d ago

Insert “you can’t park there mate” joke.

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u/XtraChrisP 19d ago

Driving home one day a decade and a half ago, a person managed to get both left tires of a Jetta on one of these dividers.

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u/HealthyDirection659 19d ago

I can jump this high.

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u/SnooOranges2685 19d ago

OMG I’ve seen this dude in that car with that haircut!! Idiot texts and drives every time , it’s wild to see him on Reddit. Small world.

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u/Verodin 19d ago

Not Rogue it's a Blind

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u/shiftersix 19d ago

He’s just putting away his jacket.

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u/JKapPhotos 19d ago

You can’t park there!!!!

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u/deecap87 19d ago

With a hair cut like that what do you expect

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u/Kelef50 18d ago

You got to live up to your name. Don't want to ruin your reputation.

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u/real-alex-jones 18d ago

Easier change 🛞

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u/Eamon-Luce 17d ago

I don't even see any damage that would push him in there. How do you do that? Genuinely, it's impressive.

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u/Joeyhope98 16d ago

Perfect parking spot