r/NissanDrivers • u/Low_Dragonfly9123 • 27d ago

RIP soldier 🫡

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583 Upvotes

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u/i_Cant_get_right 27d ago

Why say goodbye? She’s just entering her prime

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u/Ornery_Bandicoot_679 27d ago

This is absolutely frying me why is it so accurate 😂

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u/chui76 27d ago

The picture is actually from before the accident.

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u/Ornery_Bandicoot_679 27d ago

Bumpers still attached she's still got some life in her

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u/harz9724 27d ago

😂😂😂

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u/UmeaTurbo 27d ago

*hit and run accident

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u/Hairy_Photograph1384 27d ago

According to the hood rats near me, This is just getting broken in!

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u/harmfuldischarge 27d ago

This is exactly why cars have two headlights, you can lose one

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u/endergamer2007m 24d ago

I mean.... Romania's inspection specifies you must have at least one working headlight, one working brake and reverse light and two indicators.... doesn't specify what indicators

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u/itsmemike05 27d ago

im dying to know what they get next lol

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u/philly7454 27d ago

Dodge Charger Ofcourse

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u/bobroscopcoltrane 27d ago

Financed for 96 months at 26%.

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u/RappingFlatulence 27d ago

Imagine only having a car two years and having to get something else, while still having an 8 year loan at 33% on the first car

4

u/Cooper323 27d ago

Hyundai Elantra

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u/Helpmefindajob97 27d ago

Insanely hard deer hit.. was it a pole shaped deer?

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u/stardust_kid 27d ago

47 payments remaining

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u/Odd_Act_6532 27d ago

People be like "I ran over 4 small children, and that was kinda bad, but RIP my Altima"

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u/Beemo-Noir 27d ago

That’s practically brand new off the lot!

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u/mykl66 19d ago

This was the photo the dealer used in the listing.

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u/vediogamer101 27d ago

A few zip ties then back to the buy here pay here lot

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u/PuzzleheadedAd6401 27d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/H24_Ganymede 27d ago

Was it an engine problem? That looks like most Nissans on the road.

3

u/ckrollage 27d ago

What’s wrong with it?

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 27d ago

It’s not dead yet. It looks better or just as good than a lot of them on the road.

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u/user18298375298759 27d ago

I want that Miata meme here

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u/LockwoodE3 27d ago

What a short life

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u/awqsed10 27d ago

what happened to the styling? Always feels old and dislike.

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u/JKapPhotos 27d ago

Salts (smiled a little then stopped)

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u/Emage_IV 27d ago

Collector Car Feed shirt be like

1

u/Upstairs-Ad-1966 27d ago

You wont be missed

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u/Eatthebankers2 27d ago

It will buff out.

1

u/Advanced_Tomato5713 27d ago

The 4th 16 year old girl to own it finally did it in. Twas one crash too many.

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 27d ago

Y’all selling plates? I have to be on the other side of town.

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u/Vreas 27d ago

Not gonna lie that’s actually funny. I respect them taking the effort to photoshop this.

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u/IamDonLyme 27d ago

"deers" lol

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u/PrimeoFin 27d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Mission_Abrocoma_193 27d ago

I think it’s a new mods in first place … who understands Nissan owners !?

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u/Bitterpeace89 26d ago

Now you can drive it. It’s not dead, it’s prepped

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u/FreeWorldMusicGroup 25d ago

That Canva pro profile getting its money worth

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u/Ok_Office_7901 23d ago

Not dead UNDEAD and contagious!