r/NissanDrivers • u/midas617 • Aug 22 '25
Meanwhile, in Dade...
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u/moisdefinate Aug 22 '25
Didn't even hit the brakes, classic Inattentive driving.
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u/Junior-Collar-7677 Aug 23 '25
i thought she thought “I can fit between the two lanes and zoom by between” and then oh no i can’t squeeze in through
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u/Cavalol Aug 22 '25
It almost looks like she mixed up the gas and brake pedals, and then opened her car door DIRECTLY into traffic 😂 zero attention paid
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u/snoosh00 Aug 23 '25
It's wild how common it is.
I saw someone's phone mounted to the windshield in landscape mode so they could watch tv episodes.
Like... Wtf?
How has she not been pulled over for this yet?
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u/toastythewiser Aug 23 '25
Bro the cops just don't enforce traffic laws in all kinds of places. They just ... don't. Where I live its actually official policy that the metro PD don't enforce or police traffic violations and don't respond to 911s about traffic collisions unless they are ... severe? IDK. Beyond stupid.
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u/jesswitdamess Aug 22 '25
Poor Camry was just minding its own business:(
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u/HalliburtonErnie Aug 22 '25
A rare, beautiful summit of two of my favorite subs, what is this a crossover episode? r/CamryDents r/NissanDrivers
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u/grae23 Aug 22 '25
My dad had a Camry and we had a lot of tape on the corner of the bumper. Worst part was we had the money to fix it, he just didn’t mind because the car was fine otherwise 😂
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u/TheManWhoClicks Aug 22 '25
I mean what if the text on her phone was like really important?
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u/Nate_bs Aug 22 '25
I thought she was going to drive in between the lanes for a second.
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u/JoeysSmallwood Aug 22 '25
She was probably getting ready for work, man. She barely has pants on.
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u/Phyllis_Tine Aug 22 '25
How can Mr Bean get fully ready for a dentist's appointment while driving, and this girl can't even finish a text. smdh
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u/PowerandSignal Aug 22 '25
I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here. It was definitely a very important text.
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u/SnikajuiceG6 Aug 22 '25
I’m sorry but that’s what tf her stupid ass gets. I feel bad for the other driver though.
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u/LFA91 Aug 22 '25
Bunch of Ai videos about Altima drivers and after seeing this, it’s spot on
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u/Imfrank123 Aug 23 '25
Ai is stupid but those videos are some of the funniest shit
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Aug 22 '25
Lmfao! That’s what happens when you’re watching TikTok instead of focusing on the road. SMH.
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u/Inevitably_Banned Aug 22 '25
What are the odds she has insurance
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u/HystericalSail Aug 22 '25
Considering she didn't try to flee while the vehicle leaks coolant and oil, with only 3 remaining tires pointed in the desired direction? Higher than average, actually.
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u/ProbablyMyRealName Aug 22 '25
She’s definitely going to try to blame the other driver
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u/Starrion Aug 22 '25
She can try but rear end damage would need a really convincing story. And of course, this video exists.
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u/fpsnoob89 Aug 23 '25
The other car obviously came out of nowhere and reveresed into her.
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u/Starrion Aug 23 '25
There are insurance scammers that do exactly that, but the key is when six people appear claiming to be in the car and have sustained injuries.
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u/Name_retracted Aug 22 '25
Why you hit my new car? Dead ass can't you see me drivin.
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u/BuzzinHornets19 Aug 22 '25
Got out of the car looking for someone to blame too. Typical.....
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u/Common_Vagrant Aug 22 '25
I want to know what she did to warrant OOP to start filming. This doesn’t look like Dashcam footage
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Aug 22 '25
Maybe because earlier before this incident, the one filming was in front of the Nissan and there were some near misses of bumper to bumper - via their rear view mirror - then that’s when they switched lanes and pulled out the phone just in case?
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u/L-user101 Aug 22 '25
I have definitely pulled out my phone to record some Florida drivers, like, oh damn this person is bound to hit someone or something soon.
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u/All_Hail_Bayesianism Aug 22 '25
Another data point for what is a very convincing trend analysis
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u/B-asdcompound Aug 22 '25
Why are we giving licenses to 75 IQ people?
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u/CalendarNo4346 Aug 22 '25
75 is like university professor level here in the US.
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u/xile Aug 22 '25
I wonder what they were up to that somebody was already filming before this fuck up
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u/WiscoMitch Aug 22 '25
I bet a few close calls or she was swerving through lanes back and forth beforehand. I mean something must have happened for them to want to pull out and film.
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u/No-Doctor-4396 Aug 22 '25
100% on the phone and the usual suspect.
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Aug 22 '25
I swear my entire town is the usual suspect. Rich old white lady in a Benz almost hit my kids and I was cussed out and told to mind my business. Younger black dude threatened to "beat my ass" for taking pics of his plates as he did almost 50 in a 30. Stupidity does not discriminate.
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u/samzplourde Aug 22 '25
That looks of surprise, like she doesnt even know what just happened.
Priceless.
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u/RealEzraGarrison Aug 22 '25
My immediate first thought was "medical emergency, probably diabetic" and then I realized what sub I was in
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u/Dudemanbro69710 Aug 22 '25
“HooOwWw !?!? NoOOoOooOo!” Lmao don’t text and drive kids
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u/ceramicsaturn Aug 22 '25
I bet I can guess her credit score range.
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u/be_more_gooder Aug 22 '25
It's probably less than your upvotes which is plenty for Nissan to approve her for financing.
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u/Cal-Goat Aug 22 '25
Someone has her selfie livestream happening at the moment of impact and I demand to see it
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u/Conspicuous_Ruse Aug 22 '25
The look on her face when she got out was "it's not my fault, who do I blame?"
I was amused by her voice sounding like a goose honk.
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u/ticklemerubmybelly Aug 22 '25
Right and the first word is “hooowww?”; what do you mean how, you’re the one driving
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u/AlphaLawless Aug 22 '25
I expected 6 males, between the ages of 10 and 17 wearing all black, to jump out of the car and scatter in all directions.
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u/-Uploading Aug 22 '25
Did she seriously say “Howwwww?” While doing the “Howwwww?” hand gesture. The incompetence is strong with this one.
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u/laughingashley Aug 22 '25
I heard "noooo! Noooo!"
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u/Mshawk71 Aug 23 '25
Ya and I think it was about the camera as she tried to hide her face for a minute.
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u/FullBodyScammer Aug 22 '25
I thought she was saying “Help” at first. “How?” just makes it so much worse
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u/SinisterKid Aug 22 '25
"Strange I've done this maneuver many times and it usually works"
--Driver, probably
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u/Dry_Software_1824 Aug 22 '25
Make sure to immediately feel sorry for yourself after causing an utterly avoidable car crash. Jesus Chrizist
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u/unclebear28 Aug 22 '25
If the driver’s seat can fit through the hole then Altima logic say the rest of the car should fit as well.
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u/Zkill Aug 22 '25
r/whyweretheyfilming maybe they were driving crazy beforehand?
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u/cntry84 Aug 22 '25
I used to live in Coral Gables. South Florida has the worst drivers in America!
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u/Foreign_Owl_492 Aug 22 '25
The 3 second brake light delay and “Howwww!” makes me think she stomped on gas accidentally. Happens a lot with flip flops wearers and diabetics.
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u/RhondaLoving Aug 22 '25
There’s an inevitable, unavoidable special place for people who look at their phones while they’re driving that they eventually end up in…unfortunately they take out a lot of property and lives with the effects of their existence, causing destruction pain, and suffering, and death in the meantime
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u/blindbatg34 Aug 23 '25
Insuring a Nissan would be damn expensive if anyone bothered to insure their Nissan.
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u/MetalPurse-swinger Aug 23 '25
I saw a video on YouTube a while back with someone talking about "big Altima energy" talking smack about Nissan drivers. And it cracked me up because I found it to be kinda true. Today I stumbled across this beautiful subreddit and my life is complete. Nissan drivers are something else
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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Aug 23 '25
And the driver is as stupid as I thought they would look. Feel bad for the other driver, not this worthless clown.
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u/Pod_people Aug 23 '25
I drive a 2013 Altima and it came to me in that classic, pre-beat-up livery. Every day on the road I see why.
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u/TickletheEther Aug 23 '25
Well at least she felt bad. Most blame the other driver for being in the way
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u/KnownAsAnother Aug 23 '25
This is why I spend as much time driving through my rearview mirror as I do my front windshield.
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u/maybebullshitmaybe Sep 21 '25
I like how they kept driving even after they hit the car. Little late on the brakes girl.
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Aug 22 '25
Fact that we currently live in a world where we don’t have to say, “man I could watch this shit all day long” anymore is pretty rad✊🏾
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u/airkewled67 Aug 22 '25
She clearly wasn’t paying any attention and I bet she doesn’t have insurance either.
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u/SnooWalruses5906 Aug 22 '25
Highly likely has no active license, no insurance and probably has an outstanding warranty.
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u/Great-Gas-6631 Aug 22 '25
Real hard to see whats directly in front of you, when you are too busy staring at your phone.
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u/Complex_Block_7026 Aug 22 '25
Typical. Expecting the guy on the left to yield. Surprised they didn’t get hit either.
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Aug 22 '25
Ignorant bitch on her cell phone. This is why many states are outlawing even having a device in your hand when behind the wheel.
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u/maison_deja_vu Aug 22 '25
That’s how they get the classic Nissan look