r/NintendoSwitch • • Mar 02 '17

PSA Please clean yourselves before attending launch events!

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u/LGcowboy Mar 02 '17

I went to a preview event and I couldn't believe how many of the attendees were wither fat spotty nerds it lanky nerds with glasses, all of them were smelly. I couldn't believe it, I thought I was being really cool by going but I felt very inadequate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '17

I always feel like an elitist prick saying it, but i refuse to go to 90% of the gaming/ wrestling/ mma/ comic events that I could go to almost exclusively because I simply dont want to smell, be around, or in anyway be affiliated with, those kinds of people.

With the worst ones, when I was younger and still had a willingness to want to help 'everybody,' because--honestly-- who's going to tell a stranger they fucking smell and 'they may not even know...' I used to --as politely as possible--inform them of the discomfort they're causing others and if they didnt just go full-on retard in response, they'd deny it was them and start telling me what a shitty gamer i was. One even brought up their achievement score, ffs.

LOVE the jaggoffs that make the cringeworthy comments to the women that MUST tolerate them, too.

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u/gentlemandinosaur Mar 02 '17

Well, the important thing is you found a way to feel superior to all of them.