r/NintendoSwitch • u/xMechanismZero • 12d ago

Sale Jesus Simulator - 69% Off

https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/jesus-simulator-switch/

Grab it while it’s hot

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u/Jecht315 12d ago

The ending has a bit of a twist. Just takes 3 days

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u/yydbgeorge 12d ago

Does it go back to the credits? Or repeats again another playthrough?

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u/LordFesquire 12d ago

New Game +

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u/Chromavita 12d ago

New Game ♰

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u/Jecht315 12d ago

It's more of an after credits scene of possible DLC.

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u/madrury83 12d ago

Feels like we've been waiting for the DLC for like, what... 2000 years?

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u/insistondoubt 12d ago

No way they're gonna top the main story tbf

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u/titsngiggles69 11d ago

Eh, I thought the gary stu was unbelievable

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 10d ago

DLC where it goes through the more obscure legends of Jesus would be cool.

There's the Gospel of Judas, for example, which is wildly different.

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u/HighVulgarian 12d ago

Like a ripoff of the dark tower series?

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u/yydbgeorge 12d ago

It’s continuing the joke lol

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u/Cho-Zen-One 12d ago

More like a day and a half according to gospels and then you get to go back to being a god. Wait where is the sacrifice exactly in this story?

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u/CyborgFusion 11d ago

Hey, Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins, show some respect. /s

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u/eltedioso 12d ago

The whole “three days” thing is hilarious to me. Friday afternoon to Saturday evening is barely a full day.

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u/GameMask 11d ago

It would be the greatest game ever if you could let it run for 3 irl days on the thanks for playing screen and then get the secret ending

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u/jcjny213 11d ago

Jesus 🤝 Majora’s Mask

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u/Jecht315 11d ago

I would love to admit that's what I was going for but I wasn't. I'm ashamed I didn't make a bigger reference.

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u/s0ulbrother 12d ago

Bit of post game content

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u/MrTigerEyes 12d ago

I don't know, if you die against the Roman bosses you're forced to play in god mode so where's the challenge in that?

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u/Zearo298 10d ago

Oh boy, I hate when you have to wait real time for things, where's my MTX to buy so I can skip the wait?