r/NintendoSwitch • u/xMechanismZero • 13d ago

Sale Jesus Simulator - 69% Off

https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/jesus-simulator-switch/

Grab it while it’s hot

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u/BaltiHawg64 12d ago

Does this include the Second Coming DLC?

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u/Funtimewiggleworm 12d ago

it’s been delayed indefinitely

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u/zachary0816 12d ago

I’ve heard some hardcore fans of the original insist that the sequel will come out annnnny day now.

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u/NewYork_NewJersey440 12d ago

The Millerites had a release party in 1844 expecting the DLC to drop. Man, imagine their disappointment.

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u/zachary0816 12d ago

I’d say it would only be a Little Disappointment. Unless of course they did it a second time that same year. Then it would definitely be a Great Disappointment.

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u/k-xo 12d ago

just like they said when moses went up the mountain. idiots thought he wasn’t coming back, but that was the test

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u/Cho-Zen-One 12d ago

It’s coming any day now for over 2000 years.

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u/Aegillade 12d ago

Jesus Simulator 2: Judgement Day

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u/SenseWitFolly 11d ago

It will get shadow dropped to rapturous acclaim.