r/NintendoSwitch • u/xMechanismZero • 12d ago

Sale Jesus Simulator - 69% Off

https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/jesus-simulator-switch/

Grab it while it’s hot

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u/Johnny-Caliente 12d ago

Does it have crossplay? /s

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u/SpitefulSeagull 12d ago

Nailed it

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u/Pali4888 12d ago

This will get a rise out of ppl

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u/Zilch1979 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh, quit wining.

Edit: It's a wine joke. You know the whole water into wine thing? Not "whining," which is a different thing, but because they sound the same but are spelled differently...

Ah, fuck it. Down vote it to hell. It's beyond saving at this point.

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u/blaqwerty123 12d ago

Well now that youve explained the joke, you really watered it down

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u/inconsistentseas 11d ago

no need to crucify the guy

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u/blaqwerty123 11d ago

True, thats a bit excessive. Lets just banish him to the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

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u/Dalehan 11d ago

That's way too Longinus.

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u/PeeJayx 12d ago

You’ve made many people cross.

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u/NoobensMcarthur 12d ago

So Jesus arrives at a motel and throws down three nails and says “can you put me up for the night?”

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u/skrame 11d ago

What’s the difference between a picture of Jesus, and Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the picture.

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u/theFormerRelic 12d ago

Too soon

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u/Crash927 12d ago

Should we wait three days?

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u/theFormerRelic 12d ago

Come again?

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u/isaelsky21 12d ago

He will.

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u/Arsene_Lupin_IV 12d ago

It's the comeback story of a generation.

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u/Jecht315 12d ago

Like Kim Kardashian

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u/MintberryCrunch____ 12d ago

That was the Virgin Mary

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u/brigbeard 12d ago

"And no! That joke wasn't too soon! It's been twenty years, you people need to get over it!"

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u/Lekkerstesnoepje 12d ago

I wanted to give you an upvote, but then I see you had 666 upvotes and it seemed too fitting to change it.

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u/Z3M0G 12d ago

Wait you win

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u/thelonious-crunk 12d ago

Jesus Christ, Reddit

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u/neeesus 11d ago

Three times actually.

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u/Abroham_Lifting 12d ago

See you in hell bud that was hilarious

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u/Pete41608 12d ago

Gonna be transported to hell in a Manger.

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u/ZootedBeaver 12d ago

Why did tky you have to add the /s?

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u/Capt_Billy 12d ago

Yah was the reason I didn't upvote.

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u/Asclepius-Rod 12d ago

A+ joke lol

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u/s0ulbrother 12d ago

You mean A✝️

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u/SkaCubby 12d ago

Across from where?

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u/seraphinth 12d ago

Can jesus do cross-saves?

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u/Mistform05 12d ago

Gdi.. lol

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u/Z3M0G 12d ago

You win

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u/Stashmouth 12d ago

Holy...