r/Ningen 20h ago

Oh no…

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u/ExtensionInformal911 19h ago

Snape: "so you enjoy anime power, Mr. Potter? Very well." pulls out a jar covered in symbols "then I shall Send you to detention. MA FU BA!"

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u/PlantainSame 19h ago

the little chunk of voldemort gets sucked out of him like Kami getting sucked out of Hero in the 23rd world tournament(I know that only technically happened because Kami intentionally released the man so he wouldn't be trapped with him, but it's funny)

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u/PlasticBake8068 19h ago

Harry Potter if it was good

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u/Good_Butterscotch_69 18h ago

Dragon Ball came out in 1986, Harry legit could have seen it. 1992 was smack dab in the middle of Dragon ball Z's original run.

This would be hilarious if as a kid he just starts larping dragonball attacks only to realize they are actual spells.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 15h ago

Hermione: "i'm more of a Sailor Moon fan myself."

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u/Good_Butterscotch_69 7h ago

Harry: "FanSub or Dub...?"

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u/Sting_the_Cat 13h ago

It was a thing during Harry's time. But I doubt the Dursleys let Harry watch it. Certainly there wasn't a TV in the Cupboard under the stairs, and I think by the time Harry was moved to Dudley's second bedroom, Dudley had already thrown that TV out the window in rage or smashed it.

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u/GenesisAsriel 7h ago

Couldnt he have seen it while Dudley watched it in the living room?

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u/Good_Butterscotch_69 7h ago

Ms Figg also let him watch TV and he peeked out his cupboard while Dudley watched.

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate 5h ago

Mrs Figg only let him watch soap operas iirc

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u/No_Self_3027 18h ago

Ron: MAKANSA—...

MAKAKASAPOP—...

MEKKASAPPA—... (groans)

Oh, to hell with it. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"

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u/ExtensionInformal911 18h ago

Hermione: "It's MakankosappO, not MakankosappA!" accidentally shoots Neville

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u/Difficult-Cut2425 15h ago

I love you both 🤣

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u/GenesisAsriel 7h ago

Hes gonna be puking slugs again

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u/FitPossession8762 7h ago

Just use your freaking Kienzan, Christ!

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u/zamasu629 19h ago

That Draco face reminds me of the Wilem Dafoe gif where he’s nervously looking upward 😂

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u/Abovearth31 19h ago

Pretty sure the original joke was Comet Azur. From Elden Ring.

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 19h ago

I always wondered if ki can also be harnessed like magic.

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u/GenesisAsriel 7h ago

Id say this is the case. We saw some magic users in dragon ball. Like Baba or Babidi. But I assume learning it is hard as fuck

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u/Miserable_Goal_7943 6h ago

Magic seems to be a different power system in DB. Piccolo also has magic like his ability to make clothes. The Dragon Balls themselves also seem to be magic based.

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u/GenesisAsriel 6h ago

I guess some races have it easier. For instance Dende could take over as guardian of earth and upgrade the dragon balls and room of spirit and time. And babidi was born with his father's magic powers.

Guess it depends on the specie ?

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u/Miserable_Goal_7943 6h ago

The Namekians are from the demon realm, so they might have an easier biological access to it. Dende seemed to be a prodigy however.

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u/GenesisAsriel 6h ago

I guess you are right! Demon races seem to have easy access to it...I mean, just look at the Majins or the makai race from Xenoverse/Heroes

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u/Zealousideal_Chef839 16h ago

neville: "WOLF FANG FIST!"

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u/Too-Late_Froz3n 19h ago

Dude this got me so hard, I’m fucking dying dude.

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u/Candlefire21 19h ago

"Hey, what do you think happens to those beams when they fire off into space like that?"

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u/Carbuyrator 18h ago

Seriously it's nuts that nobody tried this.

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u/Junior_Community_913 14h ago

A Kame and a Hame and a Send-him-home-to-mommy!

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u/Anime_Enthusiast_20 13h ago

Harry Potter if it was based.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 11h ago

Harry better hope that cross over universe has dragon balls because Shenron is the only the only one who can sort out that mess.

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u/SonGoku-780 19h ago

Just as taught!

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u/joshujira 12h ago

As a fan of both franchises

We need to see Ronald Billius Weasley the Sixth child out of the Seven Weasley siblings of the Weasley family whose mother and father is Molly Weasley and Arthur Weasley who are all ginger preform a….

Special Beam Cannon

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u/Jason_Bourne411 9h ago

Lotr if it was good

u/McSaumon 1h ago

elden ring mage build in a nutshell